When they can't tame The Tiger, they move 'im to a new zoo

Mar 18, 2008 00:49

Hah! Ain't dis cute? I been moved to more slammers than I can count on my claws, but I ain't never heard'a one dat makes you' keep one'a these stupid journals. And talk about cramped! Dis puny cell ain't no bigger than my rug!

Now, I WAS plannin' on flattenin' a guard or two to get oudda dis cooler and onto the next one... but looks like there's somethin' worth stickin' around here for. I dunno if youse brain's made'a nuttin' but a hunk'a scrap metal or what, so I'm gonna come right out an' say it: I'm talkin' about YOU, mask boy! Ain't nuttin' more beautiful than a reunion, huh? Kinda brings a tear to your eye! ...Or more like five lacerations to youse face and a dislocated spine when I'm done wid you'. I'd start watchin' my back REAL good if I was you'.

Furio Tigre's my moniker. The rest'a youse ladies better peel open your eyes and read de next lines carefully, cuz I HATE repeatin' myself. I'm gonna make dis loud and clear right now, in case youse deaf and the roarin' I did when I stepped in didn't get the message across:

The Tiger ain't caged in with youse. Youse caged in with The Tiger.

...There's anodder thing that's for certain. I got the best view in dis house! Grah hah hah hah!! Why don't youse bend over for me again, toots?
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