One day-
When I have kids I'm gonna take them by their hands and I'm going to lead them out to a park on a sunny morning. I'll sit the down on a bench and we'll enjoy the evening together and then I'm going to take out my book, "The Vampire Chronicles" by Anne Rice (It has "Interview with a Vampire, The Vampire Lestat, and The Queen of the Damned" in it, compacted into one huge book) and I'm going to let them run their hands over the golden edging and imprinted letters... And I'll read the stories to them every single sunny day until I've finished the book. Then, I'm going to take them to the bookstore and I'm going to buy the Twilight Saga for them.
After that, same as always, I'm going to take them to that same park on that same bench and I'll read them each book. Eventually, when I'm done reading the stories I'm going to push 'The Vampire Chronicles' in their little hands and tell them that the stories in that book were the adventures of real Vampires. Then I'm going to burn the Twilight Saga and tell my children to know the difference between Fags and Vampires.
And that will be their childhood, lol. XD
After that, same as always, I'm going to take them to that same park on that same bench and I'll read them each book. Eventually, when I'm done reading the stories I'm going to push 'The Vampire Chronicles' in their little hands and tell them that the stories in that book were the adventures of real Vampires. Then I'm going to burn the Twilight Saga and tell my children to know the difference between Fags and Vampires.
And that will be their childhood, lol. XD