Bored, Again

Aug 30, 2007 13:36

So I have seven hours between classes today. Yes, seven damn hours and I'm a complete idiot for schedualling my classes that way. Anywho... Since I have so much free time on my hands I decided to do a few 'net tests.



First off, The Harry Potter Wand Test

Your Score: 12", Holly, DragonYou scored 36 wisdom, 44 bravery, 15 emotional, and 16 martyrdom!

Holly is a powerful protective wood that good for use against evil, but it also represents dreams and fertility. Your dragon's heartstring core makes your wand very effective in hexes.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 27% on wisdom
You scored higher than 86% on bravery
You scored higher than 17% on emotional
You scored higher than 27% on martyrdom

All in all, I can't complain.

Here's one from the Golden Compass MovieSite:



Here's OkChild's Dating Persona Test:

The Sonnet
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD)


Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed?

Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They're conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that's okay, because you're very choosy with your affections anyway. You'd absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance.

Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you. And you with them. You're already selfless and compassionate, and with the right partner, there's no doubt you can be sensual, even adventurously so.

You probably have lots of female friends, and they have a special soft spot for you. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls.

Your exact female opposite:

Genghis Khunt


Random Brutal Sex Master

Always avoid: The 5-Night Stand (DBSM), The False Messiah (DBLM), The Hornivore (RBSM), The Last Man on Earth (RBSD)

Consider: The Loverboy (RGLM)
Link: The Online Dating Persona Test @ OkCupid - free online dating.
My profile name: : tigersmind_06

My Evil Overlord Test:

Your Score: Sergeant

You scored 0% Evilness, 69% Overlord, 37% Intelligence!

People always think you're evil, but you're really not. You just have to act that way to keep your already phenomenal level of power at its peak. Plus you're intellgent, too.
Link: The Could You Be An Evil Overlord Test written by CheshireKat56 on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

My Tolerance Test:

Your Score: Tolerant

Your TOLERANCE score is 13

You seem to have a pretty equitable view of the world. Good show!
Link: The Tolerance Test written by saccharineF on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Absurdism sounds like a load of crock to me, but here's my test:

Your Score: Mystic Wonderer

You are 45% absurd!



You're a wonderer and as such you wonder about many things. You probably have a few doubts where ideas such as Fate, God and the afterlife are concerned. But don't worry, you are not alone.

Your views don't really add up with the absurdist philosophy. Unlike some all-out cynics, it's likely that you believe in some sort of purpose to our existence, even if you haven't worked it out yet.

Perhaps your mind has already wandered to the possibility that there is no meaning at all; something at least makes you doubt what's going on in the grand scheme of things. Your personal response is to reach out in an attempt to find some kind of spirituality - a point of reference in a confusing world.
Link: The Absurdism Test written by Three-Fifteen on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Vocabulary Test! Very fun test and took me a good thirty minutes to go through the test. Mind you, my score is skewed because I BS'd my way through quite a few words. Again, FUN!

Your Score: Scholar

Your vocabulary is 66% ultimate!



You've clearly done more than your share of serious reading. Your erudition, I'm sure, is the source of no small amount of pride... and probably a fair smattering of vanity and condescension as well. Far be it from me to disillusion you. Superlative work. Just remember: there's always room for improvement.
Link: The Ultimate Vocabulary Test written by pacgnosis on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

My Scientific Personality Test:

Your Score: ISTJ - The Inspector

You scored 9% I to E, 57% N to S, 71% F to T, and 42% J to P!

Your type is known as the inspector, and the single word that describes your is superdependable. You also belong to the larger group of guardians. You look carefully at the people and institutions around you and notice every last detail. You feel it is up to you to make sure those around you uphold certain standards of attitude and conduct. You are down to earth, with a distaste for fanciful things. You prefer things practical to new-fangled. Your word is your bond. You have no problem with detail. You share your type with 10% of the population.
As a romantic partner, you are dependable and predictable. You usually like things done in very specific ways. You tend to appreciate tradition, and you work hard to achieve goals. You have trouble sharing your feelings, though. In your eagerness to be organized and productive, you can also be unwilling to examine or embrace alternative points of view. You like to be appreciated for your practical contributions, your common sense, and the efforts you make to keep your life on track. You like to be thanked often, both informally and formally and are most likely to be upset when your partner forgets a tradition you hold dear, such as an anniversary.
Your group summary: Guardians (SJ)
Your Type Summary: ISTJ

Link: The LONG Scientific Personality Test written by unpretentious2 on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

I think they're wrong when it comes to accepting others' points of view - because I will. Although, with that in mind, I won't change my views at a whim because they did. Doesn't this test make me sound like an old maid? Gah. :p

My Death Test, gotta love the morbid:

DEAD AT 76


heart attack

Ah, the Personality Defect Test!

Your Score: Spiteful Loner

You are 85% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.



You are the Spiteful Loner, the personality type that is most likely to go on a shooting rampage. In high school, you were probably that kid who wore all black and who sat alone in a corner of the lunch room, drawing pictures of dead babies. You are a rational person and tend to hold emotions in very low-esteem; not only that, but you are also rather introverted, meaning you probably bury any emotions you feel deep inside yourself, like all of the bodies in your backyard. Combine these traits with your dislike of others and your brutality, and it seems that you would be quite likely to shoot innocent people in a rampage. Most likely, you also have low self-esteem. Hell, I get low self-esteem just looking at you. This is only yet one more incentive to go on a shooting rampage, because you wouldn't care if you died as a result. Granted, you probably haven't gone on a shooting rampage and probably never will, but all the motivations are there. All you need is for someone to push you over the edge, calling you names and belittling you. Like me. But don't shoot me. I have a 101 mile-long knife, you know. In conclusion, your personality is defective because you are too introverted, brutal, insecure, and rather unemotional. No wonder no one hangs around you, you morbid, cold-hearted freak!

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Televangelist.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Capitalist Pig, the Smartass, and the Sociopath.

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If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.

The other personality types:

The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

Be sure to take my Sublime Philosophical Crap Test if you are interested in taking a slightly more intellectual test that has just as many insane ramblings as this one does!

About Saint_Gasoline

I am a self-proclaimed pseudo-intellectual who loves dashes. I enjoy science, philosophy, and fart jokes and water balloons, not necessarily in that order. I spend 95% of my time online, and the other 5% of my time in the bathroom, longing to get back on the computer. If, God forbid, you somehow find me amusing instead of crass and annoying, be sure to check out my blog and my webcomic at SaintGasoline.com.
Link: The Personality Defect Test written by saint_gasoline on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

The Three Variable Funny Test:

Your Score: the Cutting Edge

(61% dark, 50% spontaneous, 21% vulgar)

your humor style:
CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | DARK

Your humor's mostly innocent and off-the-cuff, but somehow there's something slightly menacing about you. Part of your humor is making people a little uncomfortable, even if the things you say aren't themselves confrontational. You probably have a very dry delivery, or are seriously over-the-top.

Your type is the most likely to appreciate a good insult and/or broken bone and/or very very fat person dancing.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: David Letterman - John Belushi



The 3-Variable Funny Test!
- it rules -

If you're interested, try my best friend's best test: The Genghis Khan Genetic Fitness Masterpiece

Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

This one I like - The Enneagram Test:

Your Score: 5 - the Observer

Thanks for taking the test !



you chose BZ - your Enneagram type is FIVE (aka "The Thinker").

"I need to understand the world"

Observers have a need for knowledge and are introverted, curious, analytical, and insightful.

How to Get Along with Me

  • Be independent, not clingy.
  • Speak in a straightforward and brief manner.
  • I need time alone to process my feelings and thoughts.
  • Remember that If I seem aloof, distant, or arrogant, it may be that I am feeling uncomfortable.
  • Make me feel welcome, but not too intensely, or I might doubt your sincerity.
  • If I become irritated when I have to repeat things, it may be because it was such an effort to get my thoughts out in the first place.
  • don't come on like a bulldozer.
  • Help me to avoid my pet peeves: big parties, other people's loud music, overdone emotions, and intrusions on my privacy.
What I Like About Being a FIVE

  • standing back and viewing life objectively
  • coming to a thorough understanding; perceiving causes and effects
  • my sense of integrity: doing what I think is right and not being influenced by social pressure
  • not being caught up in material possessions and status
  • being calm in a crisis
What's Hard About Being a FIVE

  • being slow to put my knowledge and insights out in the world
  • feeling bad when I act defensive or like a know-it-all
  • being pressured to be with people when I don't want to be
  • watching others with better social skills, but less intelligence or technical skill, do better professionally
FIVEs as Children Often

  • spend a lot of time alone reading, making collections, and so on
  • have a few special friends rather than many
  • are very bright and curious and do well in school
  • have independent minds and often question their parents and teachers
  • watch events from a detached point of view, gathering information
  • assume a poker face in order not to look afraid
  • are sensitive; avoid interpersonal conflict
  • feel intruded upon and controlled and/or ignored and neglected
FIVEs as Parents

  • are often kind, perceptive, and devoted
  • are sometimes authoritarian and demanding
  • may expect more intellectual achievement than is developmentally appropriate
  • may be intolerant of their children expressing strong emotions

Renee Baron & Elizabeth Wagele

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You are not completely happy with the result?!
You chose BZ

Would you rather have chosen:

  • AZ (THREE)
  • CZ (ONE)
  • BX (NINE)
  • BY (FOUR)

    Link: The Quick & Painless ENNEAGRAM Test written by felk on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

    I don't really know how to interpret this one:

    Your brain: 60% interpersonal, 80% visual, 60% verbal, and 200% mathematical!



    Congratulations on being 400% smart! Actually, on my test, everyone is. The above score breaks down what kind of thinking you most enjoy doing. A score above 100% means you use that kind of thinking more than average, and a score below 100% means you use it less. It says nothing about how good you are at any one, just how interested you are in each, relatively. A substantial difference in scores between two people means, conclusively, that they are different kinds of thinkers.

    Matching Summary: Each of us has different tastes. Still, I offer the following advice, which I think is obvious:

    1. Don't date someone if your interpersonal percentages differ by more than 80%.
    2. Don't be friends with someone if your verbal percentages differ by more than 100%.
    3. Don't have sex with someone if their math percentage is over 200%.

    Link: The 4-Variable IQ Test written by chriscoyne on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

    Boring REAL Age Test:

    You are 33 years old!!

    Link: The What is your REAL age Test written by eqreemi on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

    Pet Parent Test: Hell, I could have told them the answer myself. Alex and Sam have clothes and collars worth more than my wardrobe. ;)

    You scored 85% Health / Safety, 48% Indulgence, 60% Genral Wacky and 74 % Total!



    Keep in mind, with pets as with human children, there is no such thing as a perfect parent. Over indulging can be damaging to the health, and too much concern for safety can cause you to stifle your pet.

    Please rate my test below, and let me know if you have any suggestions or feedback!
    Link: The Dog Parent Test written by Justme76120 on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

    Which Greek God Are You?: Stupid test

    Your Score: Ares

    Gods! You scored 33!

    You are most like Ares, the god of war and conflict! Often portayed as a warrior, Ares was impressed with his own stegnth and skills. His throne on Mount Olympus was covered in human skins. Big, tough and brawny. Today he'd probably be a jock who likes to show off. Hey, that's you!
    Link: The What Greek God Are You Test written by mellyelf on OkCupid, home of the The Dating Persona Test

    You are a
    Social Moderate
    (55% permissive)

    and an...
    Economic Liberal
    (20% permissive)

    You are best described as a:

    Democrat (20e/55s)




    Link: The Politics Test on OkCupid Free Online Dating
    Also: The OkCupid Dating Persona Test


  • The Enneagram Made Easy
    Discover the 9 Types of People
    Harper SanFrancisco, 1994, 161 pages

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