Need to insult someone? Having a hard time finding the right words?

[tigersfan]

Try looking to William Shakespeare for help!

http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html?

Someone on another site pointed this out and I though it was pretty funny.

[Thou] sanguine coward, [thou] bed-presser, [thou] horseback-breaker, [thou] huge hill of flesh!