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[tigersari]

Stolen from baloobas

I've never been drunk
I've never smoked pot
I've never kissed a member of the opposite sex
I've never kissed a member of the same sex
I never crashed a friend's car
I've never been to Japan
I never rode in a taxi
I've never had anal sex
I've never been in love
I've never had sex
I've never had sex in public
I've never been dumped
I never shoplifted
I've never been fired
I've never been in a fist fight
I've never had a threesome
I never snuck out of my parent's house
I never got tied up (sexually)
I've never been caught masturbating
I never pissed on myself
I've never had sex with a member of the same sex
I've never been arrested
I never made out with a stranger
I never stole anything from my job
I've never celebrated New Year's in Trafalgar Square or Times Square
I've never been on a blind date
I never lied to a friend
I never had a crush on a teacher
I never celebrated Mardi Gras
I never went to Europe
I never slept with a co-worker
I never cut myself on purpose
I never had sex in an office
I've never gotten married
I've never gotten divorced
I never posted nude pictures online
I never climbed a mountain
I never used sex toys
I've never been fisted and/or fisted anyone
I never threw up in a bar
I never purposely set myself on fire
I never ate sushi
I've never been snowboarding
I've never been happy with myself
I've never met a movie star
I never had sex in a pool
I never went to a prom
I never bungee jumped
I've never been to a pop concert
I've not dated someone for over a year
I've never driven a tank
I've never had jelly juice
I've never lived abroad
I Have never been to a Foreign country
I have never smoked
I have never tried to drunk alcohol while underage
I have never been naked outside