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[tigermilking]

I have become a cow. I just had to buy a size fucking 9 in shorts. You know how long ago it was that I was this obese?! Never!!! I am mortified.

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[lokar]

not technically obese, i don't think.

bet you're still hot, no matter the short size. ;)

[tigermilking]

Hell yeah I'm still fine as hell, curves and all. Haha ;p

I totally drunk dialed you the other night!! Sorry!

How are you? We seem to have already stopped communicating again.

[alycatison]

Yep, because I'm sooooo obese. Nope, wait, size 9 shorts, healthy range BMI. Never mind, I'm normal, and so are you.