if i wanted a happy ending, i'd go to an asian massage parlor like a normal person.
okay.. my internship.. is like fucking animal house. last night before the groups started coming in for the post workshop, the guys took me and ben (the other intern) to friendly's... where guy #1 had dared guy #2 to eat a CROWD PLEASER... which is 12 fucking scoops of ice cream and six toppings, at $12.99! the sad thing is, he fucking did it.. these are the same two guys that dared me to eat at 18" pizza saying that everyone that works on the stage has to be able to eat an 18" pizza and that if i didn't i would be labeled a pussy. frankly, i'd rather be labeled a pussy that go into a fucking diabetic coma from 12 scoops of ice cream, or worse yet, acid reflex on steroids from 18" of fucking tomatoey-acidic pizza. fuck that. i should start calling him bluto.