some random randomness

[tigerlilly160]

i met one of my old friends in the gym today. she was so fit and toned. i asked her what she had been doing (because we had always worked out together) and she told me she was doing the stripper workout with the pole and all. she even asked me to join her! well, it took everything i had not to burst out laughing. i didn't think i could hold it in. she seemed kind of disappointed in my rejection, but that shit is not for me and never will be.

also, i love mad men. it makes me love and hate the sixties. but, really i just love it.

in other news, photosynthesis can go suck a wet meatus. and forgive me for the profane language.

and concerts remind me of dancing which consequently reminds me of love.