HA HA HA HA!!!!!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Tuesday I put gum in caelan720's hair (-12 points). Last Friday I bought porn for kfaya01 (-10 points). In September I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In May I helped aidensmama hide a body (-173 points). In January I caught a purse-snatcher who stole Triggur's purse (30 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-865 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
tigerless