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Character: Kandou Jan
Series: Jyuken Sentai Gekiranger
Character Age: 19
Canon: Kandou Jan is a feral child or more precisely a 'tiger boy.' He was raised by tigers and had pandas and anteaters as friends, which is why he has a really overexuberant childish personality. It's also why his language tends to mostly rely on his own made-up words like shuba shuba and ukya ukya (which, most of the time, confuses everyone but him). He lives in a forest until he's 'found' by a woman named Miki, who witnesses his potential as a Jyuken user and takes him back to SCRTC. Jyuken, itself, is a form of martial arts that involves the beast arts, practiced at SCRTC. It's there that he meets Master Shafu, who's a master/teacher to the gekirangers. Jan, of course, calls him Cat, just like he calls his other teacher Shark. But Master Shafu is the one who gives Jan a pair of gekichangers, which allows him to transform into GEKIRED. As gekired, he protects his comrades and the people of earth by doing many funny poses & saying cheesy opening sentences before fighting giant monsters with beast mechas.
Sample Post: EHH?? Is Canada supposed to look like this? It doesn't look niki niki at all! Cat was wrong! He sent me here to teach others Jyuken and he said Canada was a waki waki place full of fun and trees and forests and moose! I don't see any moose! Where are all the moose? Is that a mo-- Ahh! IT'S A GORILLA! Gorilla, gorilla! Wow! Why are you purple? And why are you carrying around another person's arm-- get off! Get off my leg! You're not supposed to do that to me! Only rabbits do that! I'm not a rabbit! My leg can't make babies! I'm warning you, I know Jyuken!
Ah, noooo! Spit me out! Spit me out right now! If you don't, I'll transform! I said no! Why aren't you listening to me?! I'll make you do dust cloth mopping for five hundred thousand years if you don't stop! That's it! Tagire, power of the beast! Beast ON! This body swells with infinite energy! Unbreakable Body! GekiRed!
Eh? What's that look for? It looks weird. Is it because you don't know what Jyuken is? I can tell you that, easy! Jyuken is full of shuba shuba feelings! Here, see? You stand here and that arm can go onto that tree. No, no, no, don't try to eat it. It's not good if you pick things up from the floor and eat them; I got hit by Ran when I tried to do that. She said it's dirty and can make me sick, but my body is strong! So just stand there while I show you how waki waki Jyuken is! Then we can shuba shuba everyday together!
It's what I was supposed to do anyway! Just follow me. First you do this, arm goes up, hands come together and then you yell something out, like PORK CUBE STEW! It's fun, right? Do you want to learn? I can teach you! We can gion gion get stronger together! You can be my first pupil! I'll teach you how to make your body strong and tough! But I need my own catchphrase for that. I know, I know! PORK CUBE STEW! Say it with me! PORK CUBE STEW!! Yay! Now all we have to do is find a canoe! And paddles! I'll go find some, but while I'm gone you should train. If your body isn't tough like mine then that's not good. So do a hundred thousand million push-ups? And think up some names for your attacks. Like, "Gekiwaza, purple chicken breast attack!" Or, "This body is purple and fuzzy! Articulate body, GekiGorilla!" Don't forget to pose too, okay? It's not good if you don't introduce yourself to the zowa zowa monsters you'll fight.
Now do those push-ups and remember: pork cube stew!
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