IMPORTANT things to know about Jan ( tbc )
• he will hug you
• he will hug you a lot
• all brawn & no brains
• is kind of really dumb
• is v. easily distracted
• he says YAY a lot. Also WOW.
• he eats a lot; i mean, a whole damn lot
• he's prone to high levels of excitement
• give him food & he will love you forever
• will get half-naked at a moment's notice
• is a special member of the short bus brigade
• he is like a giant kid with mahou sentai super powers
• if you see him swinging from tree to tree, it's okay; he does that
• he's kind of slow in the brain so if he goes, "EH?" at you, just smile & nod
• he likes animals so if you're an animal then be prepared to be raped petted
• if you're an animal or part animal then he knows how to pet you juuuuuust right
• he's prone to using hand movements & lots of gestures to make a point, even if it's just to say he likes hamburgers
• if he invites you to swing from tree to tree with him, then he'll most likely try to get you to be half-naked with him
• he has a really weird understanding of things. as in, he knows what things are but he doesn't know the normal terms for them. example.
• if you don't understand his nonsense words, that's fine; most of the time, no one ever understands them, or they have to sort out what they mean
• he will hug you a lot
• all brawn & no brains
• is kind of really dumb
• is v. easily distracted
• he says YAY a lot. Also WOW.
• he eats a lot; i mean, a whole damn lot
• he's prone to high levels of excitement
• give him food & he will love you forever
• will get half-naked at a moment's notice
• is a special member of the short bus brigade
• he is like a giant kid with mahou sentai super powers
• if you see him swinging from tree to tree, it's okay; he does that
• he's kind of slow in the brain so if he goes, "EH?" at you, just smile & nod
• he likes animals so if you're an animal then be prepared to be raped petted
• if you're an animal or part animal then he knows how to pet you juuuuuust right
• he's prone to using hand movements & lots of gestures to make a point, even if it's just to say he likes hamburgers
• if he invites you to swing from tree to tree with him, then he'll most likely try to get you to be half-naked with him
• he has a really weird understanding of things. as in, he knows what things are but he doesn't know the normal terms for them. example.
• if you don't understand his nonsense words, that's fine; most of the time, no one ever understands them, or they have to sort out what they mean