HOT FUZZ

Aug 01, 2007 20:17

I HAS HOT FUZZ.

I still can't believe that's not Jack Black...
...huh. Captain Reynolds is babbling about how he shouldn't've saved someone to (I think) Morgan. That's going to cause some interesting crossovers.
YATTA!
"Jim put my stuff in jello again!"


I'm turning on the Fuzz-o-meter for the sheer hell of it. God knows I'm not a huge fan of police movies, but it should be fun to watch all the bits they come up with.
...oh! Fuzz-o-meter gives you Fuzz Facts! Yay!
Advanced cycling never fails to make me giggle.
...oh, hey, Father Christmas was played by Peter Jackson. Cool.
"Neyoo!"
So how did the Sergeant know what Nicholas said to Janine? Skank.
Scary identical grins.
"Yes, I can, I'm the chief inspector."
Okay, that one lone little popping of confetti was hilarious.
"Hello there." *sporfle*
Step off, skank, he belongs to Danny now.
Flashy travel sequence.
FASCIST! Hag. :D
And suddenly it's stopped raining. Huh.
DANNY!
Jesus, that one underage drinker with braces looks incredibly like Harry Potter.
"The greater good." First time they say that.
"Collars match the cuffs..." God, I can't not die of laughter seeing that scene now.
Heee, I love this song. "God save Donald duck, vaudeville and variety."
TIMOTHY DALTON
Hee, a double-wigger.
My God, Danny has an adorable chin-lift grin.
Hedgehog!
Nipper is such a weird piece of slang for a kid. And I do not ever want to be up to my balls in jugglers.
You know, the chocolate and the ice cream could be considered docking his paycheck...I dunno.
Jeez, the Andys are real dicks.
*giggles* "Farmers." "Farmers' mums."
Hee, I stole that line for Heresies Verse Two. Always made me happy.
Sergeant Angel does have quite a nice arse.
Is it just me, or does Timothy Dalton's "Oh, we're already firm friends" sound like a come-on?
Leslie Tiller strongly resembles my high school librarian, named "Leslie Trainer." Um.
Does Simon Skinner ever stop smiling?
SWAN!
Hee, I love that the swan's name was Elvis.
And of course Chuck Norris needs a reference. Two, apparently.
Swan sighting!
...*snork* Peter Cocker. *snork*
"No I have not ever fired my gun in the air and gone ahh!"
So apparently Blower is a traditional English tradesman's surname. Uh, what trade?
Martin Blower really could play Juliet. I couldn't tell at first if he was a man or a woman.
The stop writing bit is straight out of a Vimes bit.
Oh, man, that Romeo and Juliet bit kills me every bloody time.
Hey, it's the Swan Hotel.
...did Bob Barker just say "tits?"
I still think that the schoolmistress is quite cute.
Why is Andy snickering about skidmarks?
My God, I love this bit, translations and weapons. Where on earth did he get the sea mine? Seriously?
I think Kermit the Frog would be the best vocation ever.
The pratfalls are love. Pure love.
That's right, Angel. Go into the house and get drunk with Danny. And get cute. :D
Don't worry, Nick. We were thinking the same thing when Danny said that.
Danny has seen that movie too many times.
Are the Andys gay or something?
Okay. Danny and Nick on a bouncy castle would be adorable.
...waitwaitwait, Tim Messenger's going to be in Stardust?
Okay, that was gross.
Joyce has nice handwriting. Also, Nick and Danny should hug each other.
Poor Miss Tiller.
DANNY/NICK OTP
I love how she goes, "god rest him" after everybody.
Okay, that shears bit is gross.
I sort of tune out at this point of the movie. I mean, it's just running and people dying. I keep wondering if they taped the black hood on. And I'm also amused by the camera on a rickshaw idea.
Heee, the suspenders! Apparently they made Nick crack the fuck up in the first take.
Popwell is a stupid name.
I love what they did with the ticking clocks, slowing down or speeding up for tension.
Dude! I completely missed the V for Vendetta visual reference.
Those flashlights were well-choreographed.
"Sorry for the spoilers. The book has been out for thirty-three years."
"Well, he murdered Bill Shakespeare." "What?....oh."
The repetition of "Crusty Jugglers" always kills me.
Clever Danny. Who's a clever Danny! *cuddles him*
Also, is it just me, or did the NWA expand by a lot in that scene with Nick running?
Judge Judy is scary.
Ponies!
"MUM!"
Those big guns always looked like crab claws.
Hee, the schoolmum's got a thermos in with the guns!
CLOTHESLINED. I love that bit.
Joyce's hair quivers amusingly.
That was cool, when the Reverend yanked his guns out. And that bit when Nick opens his Kevlar to see the bullets isn't new, but is cool.
I love that circling camera. So much cool.
John Woo has a silly name, Y|N.
And the police randomly show up! In hedgehog-infested riot gear! Also, Aviator sunglasses are apparently strap-on balls.
"Sorry, I am completely lost!" Me too, Doris. Me too.
"In industry terms, it's called a "double call-back" and can be used to screw with fragile minds." I love whoever did the Fuzz-o-meter.
Now what did Nick say there, skid, or skip?
Oh, hey, the car chase near the end is shot at Hatfield! That was Elizabeth I's favorite residence when she was a princess.
SWAN!
SWAN!
Jesus, that's disgusting. Not fatal, though, it's just a bit of the chin.
Never hold a police officer hostage. You will not like the results.
Incidentally, I completely called this bit with the swan as soon as I saw that Frank had gotten in the car with no door. I was like... "and rising from the back, like Jaws..."
Whoops. They missed one.
Trashcan returns!
Nasty way to die, that bomb. Ah well.
THE HEDGEHOG LIVED!
I noticed Angel's convienent shoulder in the graveyard scene and called that bit too. Also, the Fuzz-o-meter referred to Matt Hooper, who as I recalled died.
"By the end of post-production, director-producer Edgar Wright's eyeballs had exploded. Hot Fuzz is based on real events. The true story, however, involved zombies." That's it, it's Edgar's fault.
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