Things aren't going too well in my part of the world.

[tigergoodbody]

 The Green Dragon. My goodness, it's been ages. *sets suitcase down alongside a bag of golf clubs*

How things have changed. *looks around* I don't know who even LIVES at Bag End anymore, much less Back End. Best to stop at the Dragon for the night and get the latest sock puppet news. *enters establishment*