Life in Back End is pretty peaceful right now. About all I've been doing (besides toying with my golf swing when the weather permits) has been to carry letters of communication between Arathorn and Tobey
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It's great exercise, Esmeralda! I needed to get out.
I've been playing messanger boy between Tobey and Arathorn, you know, those two Men who live in the flet outside Bag End? Something is going on between them. At least I think so. I'm not one to gossip much but I think that Elf is only a cover for bigger problems between them.
Have you? I'm somewhat acquainted with them. Reaaally? Do tell! Er, I mean, if you feel you have any appropriate news to share, I would enjoy hearing it. That elf again! Seems he's stirring up trouble wherever he goes.
Oh yes, I have much appropriate news. And some that's not so appropriate which is even better!
I don't know Tobey nor Arathorn all that well so I can only tell you what I noticed with my own two eyes. Every time I go to the flet, the Elf is in bed! Now what would that lead you to conclude? An Elf and a Man, both attractive...I shouldn't spread rumors.
*continues anyway* I delivered a letter to Arathorn which I didn't actually steam open but some of the words were visible when I held it up this way and that to the light said that Tobey wants to run off with the Elf! At least, I think it said that.
Then by all means, let us discuss these current events!
Always in bed? Lucky Man! Yes, both...so very...attractive. Hm, what? Sorry, just considering...things. The situation, I mean.
Oh no, that's such a useful technique horrible news to receive in a letter! Poor Arathorn. Elves are nothing but trouble. I knew there was something funny about this one when I saw him.
Yes! This Elf looks like bad business. Obviously, he stole Tobey right out from under Arathorn's nose. The nerve!
And from what I hear, the Elf whose name is...*pauses to think*...Kepler? Keebler? Kerfuffle? Something like that. Anyways, he comes from a family of dubious background. Very dubious. Bad, even. *nods*
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I've been playing messanger boy between Tobey and Arathorn, you know, those two Men who live in the flet outside Bag End? Something is going on between them. At least I think so. I'm not one to gossip much but I think that Elf is only a cover for bigger problems between them.
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I don't know Tobey nor Arathorn all that well so I can only tell you what I noticed with my own two eyes. Every time I go to the flet, the Elf is in bed! Now what would that lead you to conclude? An Elf and a Man, both attractive...I shouldn't spread rumors.
*continues anyway* I delivered a letter to Arathorn which I didn't actually steam open but some of the words were visible when I held it up this way and that to the light said that Tobey wants to run off with the Elf! At least, I think it said that.
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Always in bed? Lucky Man! Yes, both...so very...attractive. Hm, what? Sorry, just considering...things. The situation, I mean.
Oh no, that's such a useful technique horrible news to receive in a letter! Poor Arathorn. Elves are nothing but trouble. I knew there was something funny about this one when I saw him.
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Yes! This Elf looks like bad business. Obviously, he stole Tobey right out from under Arathorn's nose. The nerve!
And from what I hear, the Elf whose name is...*pauses to think*...Kepler? Keebler? Kerfuffle? Something like that. Anyways, he comes from a family of dubious background. Very dubious. Bad, even. *nods*
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