Yes as a matter of fact, I AM hiding out in my room

[tigergoodbody]

I was looking forward to returning home to Back End. But things aren't what I expected now that I have arrived.

Some hobbits have disappeared, others have turned into animals.

*sighs* I guess that's par for the course in the MESPT around here

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[isengar_took]

You know, we're apt not to disappear if we stay together.

*holds up bottle of sake and two cups* What do you think?

I think you're right!

[tigergoodbody]

Sake would be very calming now. We could use a bit of calmness and serenity.

*clears off two chairs for them to sit*

Well, then, let's drink!

[isengar_took]

It has been a rough couple of weeks, hasn't it, what with the plush Cthulhu attack and the storm and me almost drowning.

And my nephew being a marsupial *drinks sake, refills cup* and everyone disappearing. *drinks second cup, refills*

Oh, Tiger. What are we going to do?

Hold on

[tigergoodbody]

*extracts sake bottle from Isengar's hand*

First of all, you're going to ease up on the drinking. At least until I catch up with you.

*pours himself a drink*

Second, Iorhael or your sister might be better equipped to take care of Bingo's...predicament than either of us. Oh I'm willing to be called upon and would do whatever's required, certainly. But I have no experience with transmorgrified beings.

*tosses down his drink, pours another*

I agree that we need to stick together. But I have no action plan beyond putting a dent in the liquor level of this sake bottle.

Re: Hold on

[isengar_took]

Then a dent we shall make, my dear friend.

*fills the cups again*

[tigergoodbody]

*raises glass to Isengar, drinks*

Hmmm...the dent's getting dentier. Yep. I think we've taken a real divot out of this bottle now. Wonder if there's more in the kitchen?

*attempts to walk*

Hold on. I'm not letting you out of my sight. We've got to stick together. Bad things happening now. Too many to count.

*passes hand over forehead*

Maybe I have a bottle stashed somewhere?

[isengar_took]

*stands up to steady Tiger, but just ends up falling back on to the floor with him*

*looks around* I don't see another bottle. *sad*

[hobbitkitty]

*jumps up onto one of two chairs cleared for his benefit, obviously; rolls on his back and stretches*

[tigergoodbody]

*starts to sink into chair before springing up quickly at the last second*

Oh! Sorry, Bagshot. I almost flattened you there.

*peers closer at cat*

You aren't, by chance, one of my relatives in disguise, too?

[hobbitkitty]

*turns his head upside down and bats at Tiger's nose, claws retracted*

[tigergoodbody]

Hey there, Bags. Do YOU have anothr bottle of sake? Issenger an' I sort of need one riight now. We're allout of the one w e had.

No I mean we still haev the bottl but is empty.

You kno. Like no mrre. All gone. Kichen too far to walk. May be we can crawl like you kitty-style.

[isengar_took]

Allouttt aan' nomorr.

*is sad*

*looks closely at Bagshot and the cat next to him* Ar ya sur you'rnot my ... um ... *thinks for a moment* my, ummmm, nephew's partttner's mother's kids? Not that one, t'other uns?

Hmmmm?

One last attempt at conversation

[tigergoodbody]

Under thetable very nice. I likit here, Issenger. Isngrir. You shold joing me. along with the nephewunclegreatgreatsomething-er-other furry thing thas probly related to both of us.

Ive had enuf to drink now. Will pass...sleep out now. YEs.

*cradles his head on floor*

Re: One last attempt at conversation

[isengar_took]

*finds comfortable spot on the floor next to Tiger and drifts off*

[hobbitkitty]

*drunk hobbits were useless for good belly rubs, obviously, so Bagshot jumps down and strides out of the room with great disdain*