*drops load of suitcases on bedroom floor*

[tigergoodbody]

I return to my room at Back End after enduring many days of rigorous touring in the British Isles and what do I find? A load of pirate costumes and props crowding out my space! What's going on?

Excuse large photos contained herein.

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[ex_plasticto469]

I um... stole borrowed everything from a theatrical display. I ventured into Hollywood so I could watch my actor counterpart Mr. Bloom in his latest role.

I can return all these things to the theatre before I get arrested if they're not to your liking.

[tigergoodbody]

They're to my liking all right but I barely have room for my golf gear now!

[ex_plasticto469]

*sighs* Ah, well.

Before I gather up these articles, perhaps you'd like to ask your friends in to see them? There's no better way to lure invite someone into one's bedroom than the promise of gold and fine jewelry.

*casts knowing glance at Tiger*

[tigergoodbody]

Uh, whatever you're implying, I don't operate like that. I'm a very decent Hobbit usually. My Smial mates come and go as they please. They're always welcome here in my room.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to unpack my bags.

[ex_plasticto469]

But of course, Mr. Goodbody. I shall return another time to collect my things before the police get wind of my actions.

Good day to you, sir. *bows, takes his leave*