Elbingador Survey......DO IT NOW!!!!!
1. If you were only allowed to watch a single channel on television for the rest of your life, which channel would you watch? hmm, that's hard I guess Comedy Central
2. Under what circumstances would you consider buying a mail-order spouse? never. I'll live alone with my cats first.
3. Type the first word or phrase that comes to mind after reading this word: gelatin. wiggly
4. If you became a magician, what would your stage name be? Lucious Lacey....no wait, that's my porn name.....damnit!
5. How many doors or doorways do you have in your current residence (meaning any door or doorway that you can walk through -- cabinets and refrigerator doors don't count)? 9
6. Name two people that you'd like to see fall in love (not including yourself). umm.....Scott and Rob
7. If you could only walk on the ceiling for one whole day, where would you want to be, keeping in mind that you wouldn't be able to go outside? alright, this one's kinda dumb. lol. but somewhere big so there's lots of room to walk. I dunno
8. If you're sitting next to a stranger and he or she sneezes, do you say anything to them? If so, what do you say? nah, I'm a jerk I don't say anything
9. Write one sentence about yourself using nothing but one-syllable words, and containing at least 5 words. My hair is long and my tits are big. LMAO
10. You're at a sit-down restaurant by yourself. What do you do to pass the time before you get your food? Imagine WAY better survey questions.
11. What's your favorite song with a number in the title? The number can be spelled out. 187 or 11:59
12. If you could be any cereal mascot, which one would you be, and why? Tony the Tiger
13. Pick one of the following words with disputed meanings and create your own definition for it: diva, emo, life, psychology, scientology, waste.
Emo - YOUR FACE
14. What's the worst possible job you could ever imagine having? Jubilee
15. What would you do for a Klondike bar? Make out with Chris.
16. Finally, if a giant meteor was heading toward earth, and nothing could stop it, and everyone and everything would be destroyed in 24 hours, how would you want to spend your time? NOT taking this survey
2. Under what circumstances would you consider buying a mail-order spouse? never. I'll live alone with my cats first.
3. Type the first word or phrase that comes to mind after reading this word: gelatin. wiggly
4. If you became a magician, what would your stage name be? Lucious Lacey....no wait, that's my porn name.....damnit!
5. How many doors or doorways do you have in your current residence (meaning any door or doorway that you can walk through -- cabinets and refrigerator doors don't count)? 9
6. Name two people that you'd like to see fall in love (not including yourself). umm.....Scott and Rob
7. If you could only walk on the ceiling for one whole day, where would you want to be, keeping in mind that you wouldn't be able to go outside? alright, this one's kinda dumb. lol. but somewhere big so there's lots of room to walk. I dunno
8. If you're sitting next to a stranger and he or she sneezes, do you say anything to them? If so, what do you say? nah, I'm a jerk I don't say anything
9. Write one sentence about yourself using nothing but one-syllable words, and containing at least 5 words. My hair is long and my tits are big. LMAO
10. You're at a sit-down restaurant by yourself. What do you do to pass the time before you get your food? Imagine WAY better survey questions.
11. What's your favorite song with a number in the title? The number can be spelled out. 187 or 11:59
12. If you could be any cereal mascot, which one would you be, and why? Tony the Tiger
13. Pick one of the following words with disputed meanings and create your own definition for it: diva, emo, life, psychology, scientology, waste.
Emo - YOUR FACE
14. What's the worst possible job you could ever imagine having? Jubilee
15. What would you do for a Klondike bar? Make out with Chris.
16. Finally, if a giant meteor was heading toward earth, and nothing could stop it, and everyone and everything would be destroyed in 24 hours, how would you want to spend your time? NOT taking this survey