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hi. my mom's in town. i don't see her all that often, so i've been spending a lot of time with her and her friends 'cause she wants to show me off while spending time with her daughter and her friends at a same time or some shit. now i am a big huge fan of middle aged korean ladies, from the closet nicotine addiction to the oh so deceiving stylishly classy sass to the soap operas and the shit talking. i think they're just the greatest. but sometimes... it's just too much. i don't know if i can deal with any more of:
- "oh, look how pretty you turned out to be! now you just need to work on your abs!"
(okay so i'm a lazy piece of shit and i never go out of my way to excercise=i'm flabby and have a pot belly and i see nothing wrong with that, and i also have no problem with other people having a problem with my lack of stomach muscles and excessive layers of fat, but hi, can i please not be pestered about it by 389247328947 of you? )
- "aren't you past puberty? why do you still have acne?"
(i don't know!!! christ, it's not like i'm a fucking pizza face, i have maybe 3 little spots on my right cheek 'cause it's that time of the month or some shit, but yes. i know they're there. yes, they bother me too.)
- "so do you have a boyfriend? why don't you have a boyfriend?
- "photography huh? i hear wedding photography is a lucrative career."
et cetera et cetera.
okay now i'm making them sound like these horrible, superficial, annoying monsters who are all up in my biznass, and yes they can be, but i still like them, and i usually find these to be quite humorous, but i've been getting wayyy to many of these questions, and ugh. next time i hear any of these, i'll just calmly say, "because i am a crazy homosexual hippie and all i do is smoke ganja and tip cows and i never EVER wash my vagina." or some dumb shit like that. or maybe i will just go all apeshit and flip out and choke some one. either way. you get my point.
- "oh, look how pretty you turned out to be! now you just need to work on your abs!"
(okay so i'm a lazy piece of shit and i never go out of my way to excercise=i'm flabby and have a pot belly and i see nothing wrong with that, and i also have no problem with other people having a problem with my lack of stomach muscles and excessive layers of fat, but hi, can i please not be pestered about it by 389247328947 of you? )
- "aren't you past puberty? why do you still have acne?"
(i don't know!!! christ, it's not like i'm a fucking pizza face, i have maybe 3 little spots on my right cheek 'cause it's that time of the month or some shit, but yes. i know they're there. yes, they bother me too.)
- "so do you have a boyfriend? why don't you have a boyfriend?
- "photography huh? i hear wedding photography is a lucrative career."
et cetera et cetera.
okay now i'm making them sound like these horrible, superficial, annoying monsters who are all up in my biznass, and yes they can be, but i still like them, and i usually find these to be quite humorous, but i've been getting wayyy to many of these questions, and ugh. next time i hear any of these, i'll just calmly say, "because i am a crazy homosexual hippie and all i do is smoke ganja and tip cows and i never EVER wash my vagina." or some dumb shit like that. or maybe i will just go all apeshit and flip out and choke some one. either way. you get my point.