good song
ladies i think you may be able to relate, lol. this was given to me by my friend corinne, and i couldn't stop laughing, hope you enjoy it as much as i did.
Version 1
Sing along to the tune of "I will survive"
At first I was afraid, I was petrified
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on....
But there you are...
Another lie
I was ready for a Big Mac and you've bought me a french fry!
I should have known that it was bull$hit, just a sad pathetic dream,
Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans!
(Chorus)
Go on now go, walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't rat you out!?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count???!
I will survive! I will survive!
'Cus as long as I have batteries, my $ex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good $ex with a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive!. . ..Hey! Hey!
[Verse II]
It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!
But to hell with all your egos and to hell with all your needs
Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!
(Chorus)
Version 1
Sing along to the tune of "I will survive"
At first I was afraid, I was petrified
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on....
But there you are...
Another lie
I was ready for a Big Mac and you've bought me a french fry!
I should have known that it was bull$hit, just a sad pathetic dream,
Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans!
(Chorus)
Go on now go, walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't rat you out!?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count???!
I will survive! I will survive!
'Cus as long as I have batteries, my $ex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good $ex with a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive!. . ..Hey! Hey!
[Verse II]
It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!
But to hell with all your egos and to hell with all your needs
Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!
(Chorus)