I don't know who started it, but the "get him a pillow" (you know what I mean?) joke crap got SO OLD! ESPECIALLY since we ALWAYS said it, and for STUPID THINGS! Unless guys are really THAT horny, they wouldn't get boners for stupid things like "Racho unbuttoned her blouse" (which I admit writing, and Brian was like "Here's a pillow for everyone!"... LAME!)
I don't actually HATE this, but it's pretty funny that we rarely ever actually do publicity stuff and concerts... I swear, we throw it in every 50 pages or something and we're just like "And that night they had a concert and it went really well. The next day..." hahahaha. AND whenever we DID have some sort of publicity thing, we always found out about it the day before or the day of, when in real life these things are planned MONTHS in advance! Like we're in NY and the cell phone rings and you answer then... "Hey, what was that?" "Oh, that was Mel. Well, SNL found out we were in New York so now we're scheduled to be on the show tomorrow!" (it doesn't happen EXACTLY like that, but you know what I mean?)......... And the SNL part of the story was THE WORST! None of those skits would be funny at ALL!!!!! AAAHHHH!!!!
OK, THEN there's the TERRIBLE part I wrote about Howie and I going to the bank and some random homeless guy comes in to rob the bank and kills Howie... yeah... I don't know if you ever saw One Magic Christmas, but yeah... the plotline of that little scene in the story is stolen from a part in that movie... I SUCK! Haha, but what's worse is that you and Caroline in REAL life were like "That made me cry!" hahaha.... stupid kids we were!
Exaviar's animal-print clothing was always hilarious...
I don't remember if I've already said this, but I like the Nick we made in the story MUCH more than the real life one...
It's funny about the STUPID SEIZE THE DAY thing because Rebecca keeps harrassing me about how I used to sing that all the time! I really hate my 16 year old self!!!
Oh yes, and on top of that... we made ALL of the Backstreet Boys be SOOOOOO effeminate! They did not speak or act like guys AT ALL!!! ESPECIALLY things like Howie worrying about me leaving him because he's old and short.... OK, that's seriously something only a girl would be worried about! "He's gonna leave me because I'm fat... my nose is crooked... I have an eyelash out of place..." hahaha, seriously, though! GUYS DON'T THINK THAT WAY!!! And they don't talk like they do the ENTIRE story! And I think they'd get tired of hanging out with the exact same group ALL the time! We were basically only friends with the BSB and the UE groups, and we would apparently have other friends, but only when we randomly saw them or they were at a party... but we never hung out with anyone else...
WHY ARE WE SUCH DORKS?!?!?!??!?!?!?!
And on top of that, we didn't even make OURSELVES talk like we really talk! I mean, of course we did sometimes, but a lot of the stupid romantic crap we wrote, we wouldn't talk like that and we wouldn't react like that... you know?! Like, Romis, had like, a like, box like...
Oh yeah... and I said Thorpe was the best part... but I almost forgot about Exaviar and Mr. Kyrol! So Thorpe, Exaviar, and Kyrol were the most AWESOME PEOPLE EVER! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
Yes! We made Nick SOOOOOOOO much better than he is in real life! I don't think I would even like him if we had to hang out with him for an hour.... but The Story Nick would be the most fun person in the universe!!!
Haha, I thought this part... er, comment... was pretty funny...
"I think you look sexy in red" "Thanks." Lou gave a fake smile. She wasn't sure whether that was a compliment or not. I mean, what kind of taste did this kid have? He like Racho the best!
I think it's funny and kind of pathetic how we took people from real life that we barely knew and turned them into good friends and stuff.... Like you brought up James and Brandon and stuff.... It's funny because in real life, I talked to James for like 1 minute every friday while I got my coffee. Nothing personal was ever said as far as I can remember, with the exception of me telling him ab out how Caroline abandoned me at the movies because her dad was under the house or something.... and in the story, we were really good friends with a background story and we hung out a lot... Remember, in real life I didn't even know whether or not his name was really James!!!
THEN there's Brandon.... I know you thought he was hot in real life, but don't you remember what an ass he was? And we NEVER talked to him, except when he said random stupid things in Spanish class.... And his stupid "ohhh... nosotraaaasss" thing... but other than that, he was just a big turd!
Oooh! Remember the time you drowned in the swimming pool? That was funny! (haha, just kidding..) it was one of those attempt to be suspensful things, huh? Did I ever make myself fake die or almost die? I can't remember... But then again, you drowning led to the candy striper Kid, so that was good! hahaha
AAANNNND
"""" Racho cleared her throat and glanced at the paper, "You will be visited by a wise old man and learn a lot" "IN BED!" everyone laughed "Sick!" Racho cringed, "I don't think we should play the 'in bed' game anymore!"
I also find it funny how we made ourselves be able to do so much stuff in the story that we couldn't do in real life... For example, SING! I don't know about you, because you've never showed me whether or not you really could sing, but considering Brendan told me that my singing causes him physical pain, I obviously can't! And we were always like "Racho hit the high note with flawless accuracy" and all this crap...
And I made you do the triple lutz, and I made myself do a triple backflip off the diving board... And I ALSO made myself skinny and attractive! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Which comment? The "you look sexy in red" thing was said by Brendan, the guy that worked at Tully's...I wrote that part...
OK, here's something...
"""" Finally the day came and Lou was ready to go. It twas an outdoor wedding in AJ's billion dollar backyard. There were swans in the pond... they were rented for the wedding. Don't ask why.
"Oh my gosh! I'm SO nervous!" Lou began to sob in anticipation as she stood in front of her mirror alone, adjusting her dress and her flower crown. She heard the music play for her cue to come out and begin walking down the isle. She walked out the door and onto the white carpet which led to the altar "STOP!" a voice yelled and everyone turned to see. It was someone dressed in the IHS grizzly suit. It stood up and waved it's arms around frantically, "You can't marry this man!"
"Why not?" Lou questioned, looking on disappointedly at her school's mascot
"Hit it!" it yelled. Out of behind the trees came mascots from other schools, as well as the Mariner Moose dancing to the IHS fight song. A real bear on a bicycle came in clapping its hands, while a woman in a green frilly leotard walked in with a lion and a whip. Suddenly an elephant came rushing in and, finding no peanuts, decided to sit on the altar. A miniature yellow bug with a wind up key came tootin' along and out of it hopped 26 clowns.
"NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! You've ruined EVERYTHING!" Lou cried, attempting to lift the elephant off the altar "STOP! GO AWAY! GO HOME! STOP! STOP! STOP!"
OK and yeah, about Exaviar... HELLO! YYYYOOOOUUUU made him up! I have it right here!!!
""" "Hello everybody!" a man walked onto the stage during th sound check, "I am your photographer for the day!" "Wow, is this guy gay or what?" Nick whispered to the rest of the clan. "THO," the man began again "Oh, nice lisp!" Brian laughed "My name ith Exthaviar McNooch!" he introduced himself......................."Oopthy daithy!" he exclaimed dropping his pencil on the floor.He then bent over in his tight leopard print pants and black spandex shirt. "I will never look at leopard print the same again," AJ commented in disgust. """"""
Haha, that was such a GREAT part!I remember laughing SOOOO hard that my ribs hurt afterward... I loved it that you made his last name "McNooch"... I'm not really sure why, but it's HILARIOUS!
Although, I like my part too because I like him saying...
""" "I'm thpent!" he yelled, tossing his camera behind him as photographers often do. "RELOAD! Oh... and you guyth can get a cothtume and hair change!"...................................................... "I'm thpent again!" Exaviar tossed the camera back once more, but this time there was no one to catch it. It fell to the ground and broke. "Holy popthicleth!" he yelled, putting his hands to his cheeks and opening his mouth wide...... "I'm thorry! I really am!" Exaviar started to cry and fan himself off with this hand, "Itth ok... no, I'm fine, don't worry about lil' ol' me!"
"""
Yeah, Exaviar was an AWESOME character because we just kept bringing him back in the story, and he would do the weirdest things!!!
But, haha, how about all the stuff that we put into the story to be realistic yet it would be REALLY ridiculous if it happened in real life... For example,...
""" ...they all returned to Rahco's house, where, to her surprise, was Christian Bale. "I was waiting for you to come home!" he smiled, half awake. "I've been here for six hours talking to your rat!" """"
Um, yeah... I'm sure he would've waited there for six hours at all, and on top of that, spent the whole time talking to my rat, and when I wrote that part, I wasn't intending it to be dorky or funny, I meant for it to be realistic! WHAT THE HECK!??!?!?!
AND those parts about the reviews that they apparently wrote about us in the newspaper...yeah, NO ONE gives that type of review. The whole purpose of critics is that they're REALLY critical! They would NEVER act like we were perfect, even if we were super-duper good like we claimed to be... Haha, and remember when Joycumber wrote I was a pole dancer or something... where did that come from? I don't remember at all...
And I agree about how it was dumb that we always described what we wore to things when it was a big dress or whatever... It wouldn't really have been that dumb, except that we never described what we were wearing normally, so what was the point of describing it there? Haha... and on top of that our descriptions of me and you were always really long and for Sarah and Lindsay we were like "And Lindsay wore pink and Sarah wore yellow"... and yeah, the guys ALWAYS wore unbuttoned button-up shirts that matched our dresses.
OK, there was the time that we were staying in a hotel and the guys had a room 2 floors above ours and I wrote this part, and I made AJ and Howie SO pathetic! They were like "I have to spend 5 minutes without my LOU?!?!" which was SO DUMB! But at the same time it was kinda funny because I made them sing songs... "99 beautiful Lou's on the wall!".... "Does your Racho live below? Is she wearing a black fro?"... haha, I thought that was ddduuuuhhhuuuhhhuuuummmmbbbb!!!!
(is she... huuot?)
Then there's ANOTHER stupid part where Howie is all insecure... but it's even MORE dumb because I made AJ say "This is Racho we're talking about! She's been obsessed with you before she even knew you and she loves you THIS MUCH" he flung his arms wide open.....
HOPEFULLY AJ wouldn't be that horribly lame that he'd do the "this much!" thing... AAHH!!!
OK, but I found something REALLY sad... haha, it goes along with the whole we cry way too easily theme...
So we were at Katsinjammers or something in Leavenworth and we were all singing crap on the stage and AJ was like "So what's our duet?" and you begin to sing "WHat becomes of the broken hearted..." and he says "What are you talking about? 'I'll never break your heart', remember?" he gave her a kiss.... then you continue to sing (I'm too lazy to write out the lyrics) and he says "Am I really that bad to you?" AJ frown... "Oh!" Lou looked as if she was going to cry... "What's wrong, Angel?" (haha, ANGEL!)... "You're not bad to me at all! I love you so much!" she gave him a huge kiss, "I'm sorry if I made you feel that way! I was just singing a STUPID song!!... You're GREAT to me! No one else could be better!"
HAHAHHA, that was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO pathetic Lou!!!!
I don't know who started it, but the "get him a pillow" (you know what I mean?) joke crap got SO OLD! ESPECIALLY since we ALWAYS said it, and for STUPID THINGS! Unless guys are really THAT horny, they wouldn't get boners for stupid things like "Racho unbuttoned her blouse" (which I admit writing, and Brian was like "Here's a pillow for everyone!"... LAME!)
I don't actually HATE this, but it's pretty funny that we rarely ever actually do publicity stuff and concerts... I swear, we throw it in every 50 pages or something and we're just like "And that night they had a concert and it went really well. The next day..." hahahaha. AND whenever we DID have some sort of publicity thing, we always found out about it the day before or the day of, when in real life these things are planned MONTHS in advance! Like we're in NY and the cell phone rings and you answer then... "Hey, what was that?" "Oh, that was Mel. Well, SNL found out we were in New York so now we're scheduled to be on the show tomorrow!" (it doesn't happen EXACTLY like that, but you know what I mean?)......... And the SNL part of the story was THE WORST! None of those skits would be funny at ALL!!!!! AAAHHHH!!!!
OK, THEN there's the TERRIBLE part I wrote about Howie and I going to the bank and some random homeless guy comes in to rob the bank and kills Howie... yeah... I don't know if you ever saw One Magic Christmas, but yeah... the plotline of that little scene in the story is stolen from a part in that movie... I SUCK! Haha, but what's worse is that you and Caroline in REAL life were like "That made me cry!" hahaha.... stupid kids we were!
Exaviar's animal-print clothing was always hilarious...
I don't remember if I've already said this, but I like the Nick we made in the story MUCH more than the real life one...
It's funny about the STUPID SEIZE THE DAY thing because Rebecca keeps harrassing me about how I used to sing that all the time! I really hate my 16 year old self!!!
Oh yes, and on top of that... we made ALL of the Backstreet Boys be SOOOOOO effeminate! They did not speak or act like guys AT ALL!!! ESPECIALLY things like Howie worrying about me leaving him because he's old and short.... OK, that's seriously something only a girl would be worried about! "He's gonna leave me because I'm fat... my nose is crooked... I have an eyelash out of place..." hahaha, seriously, though! GUYS DON'T THINK THAT WAY!!! And they don't talk like they do the ENTIRE story! And I think they'd get tired of hanging out with the exact same group ALL the time! We were basically only friends with the BSB and the UE groups, and we would apparently have other friends, but only when we randomly saw them or they were at a party... but we never hung out with anyone else...
WHY ARE WE SUCH DORKS?!?!?!??!?!?!?!
And on top of that, we didn't even make OURSELVES talk like we really talk! I mean, of course we did sometimes, but a lot of the stupid romantic crap we wrote, we wouldn't talk like that and we wouldn't react like that... you know?! Like, Romis, had like, a like, box like...
Oh yeah... and I said Thorpe was the best part... but I almost forgot about Exaviar and Mr. Kyrol! So Thorpe, Exaviar, and Kyrol were the most AWESOME PEOPLE EVER! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
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Haha, I thought this part... er, comment... was pretty funny...
"I think you look sexy in red"
"Thanks." Lou gave a fake smile. She wasn't sure whether that was a compliment or not. I mean, what kind of taste did this kid have? He like Racho the best!
I think it's funny and kind of pathetic how we took people from real life that we barely knew and turned them into good friends and stuff.... Like you brought up James and Brandon and stuff.... It's funny because in real life, I talked to James for like 1 minute every friday while I got my coffee. Nothing personal was ever said as far as I can remember, with the exception of me telling him ab out how Caroline abandoned me at the movies because her dad was under the house or something.... and in the story, we were really good friends with a background story and we hung out a lot... Remember, in real life I didn't even know whether or not his name was really James!!!
THEN there's Brandon.... I know you thought he was hot in real life, but don't you remember what an ass he was? And we NEVER talked to him, except when he said random stupid things in Spanish class.... And his stupid "ohhh... nosotraaaasss" thing... but other than that, he was just a big turd!
Oooh! Remember the time you drowned in the swimming pool? That was funny! (haha, just kidding..) it was one of those attempt to be suspensful things, huh? Did I ever make myself fake die or almost die? I can't remember... But then again, you drowning led to the candy striper Kid, so that was good! hahaha
AAANNNND
"""" Racho cleared her throat and glanced at the paper, "You will be visited by a wise old man and learn a lot"
"IN BED!" everyone laughed
"Sick!" Racho cringed, "I don't think we should play the 'in bed' game anymore!"
I also find it funny how we made ourselves be able to do so much stuff in the story that we couldn't do in real life... For example, SING! I don't know about you, because you've never showed me whether or not you really could sing, but considering Brendan told me that my singing causes him physical pain, I obviously can't! And we were always like "Racho hit the high note with flawless accuracy" and all this crap...
And I made you do the triple lutz, and I made myself do a triple backflip off the diving board... And I ALSO made myself skinny and attractive! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Dang, why are we so COOL!?!?!?
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OK, here's something...
""""
Finally the day came and Lou was ready to go. It twas an outdoor wedding in AJ's billion dollar backyard. There were swans in the pond... they were rented for the wedding. Don't ask why.
"Oh my gosh! I'm SO nervous!" Lou began to sob in anticipation as she stood in front of her mirror alone, adjusting her dress and her flower crown. She heard the music play for her cue to come out and begin walking down the isle. She walked out the door and onto the white carpet which led to the altar
"STOP!" a voice yelled and everyone turned to see. It was someone dressed in the IHS grizzly suit. It stood up and waved it's arms around frantically, "You can't marry this man!"
"Why not?" Lou questioned, looking on disappointedly at her school's mascot
"Hit it!" it yelled. Out of behind the trees came mascots from other schools, as well as the Mariner Moose dancing to the IHS fight song. A real bear on a bicycle came in clapping its hands, while a woman in a green frilly leotard walked in with a lion and a whip. Suddenly an elephant came rushing in and, finding no peanuts, decided to sit on the altar. A miniature yellow bug with a wind up key came tootin' along and out of it hopped 26 clowns.
"NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! You've ruined EVERYTHING!" Lou cried, attempting to lift the elephant off the altar "STOP! GO AWAY! GO HOME! STOP! STOP! STOP!"
"""
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"Hello everybody!" a man walked onto the stage during th sound check, "I am your photographer for the day!"
"Wow, is this guy gay or what?" Nick whispered to the rest of the clan.
"THO," the man began again
"Oh, nice lisp!" Brian laughed
"My name ith Exthaviar McNooch!" he introduced himself......................."Oopthy daithy!" he exclaimed dropping his pencil on the floor.He then bent over in his tight leopard print pants and black spandex shirt.
"I will never look at leopard print the same again," AJ commented in disgust.
""""""
Haha, that was such a GREAT part!I remember laughing SOOOO hard that my ribs hurt afterward... I loved it that you made his last name "McNooch"... I'm not really sure why, but it's HILARIOUS!
Although, I like my part too because I like him saying...
"""
"I'm thpent!" he yelled, tossing his camera behind him as photographers often do. "RELOAD! Oh... and you guyth can get a cothtume and hair change!"......................................................
"I'm thpent again!" Exaviar tossed the camera back once more, but this time there was no one to catch it. It fell to the ground and broke. "Holy popthicleth!" he yelled, putting his hands to his cheeks and opening his mouth wide...... "I'm thorry! I really am!" Exaviar started to cry and fan himself off with this hand, "Itth ok... no, I'm fine, don't worry about lil' ol' me!"
"""
Yeah, Exaviar was an AWESOME character because we just kept bringing him back in the story, and he would do the weirdest things!!!
But, haha, how about all the stuff that we put into the story to be realistic yet it would be REALLY ridiculous if it happened in real life... For example,...
"""
...they all returned to Rahco's house, where, to her surprise, was Christian Bale.
"I was waiting for you to come home!" he smiled, half awake. "I've been here for six hours talking to your rat!"
""""
Um, yeah... I'm sure he would've waited there for six hours at all, and on top of that, spent the whole time talking to my rat, and when I wrote that part, I wasn't intending it to be dorky or funny, I meant for it to be realistic! WHAT THE HECK!??!?!?!
AND those parts about the reviews that they apparently wrote about us in the newspaper...yeah, NO ONE gives that type of review. The whole purpose of critics is that they're REALLY critical! They would NEVER act like we were perfect, even if we were super-duper good like we claimed to be... Haha, and remember when Joycumber wrote I was a pole dancer or something... where did that come from? I don't remember at all...
And I agree about how it was dumb that we always described what we wore to things when it was a big dress or whatever... It wouldn't really have been that dumb, except that we never described what we were wearing normally, so what was the point of describing it there? Haha... and on top of that our descriptions of me and you were always really long and for Sarah and Lindsay we were like "And Lindsay wore pink and Sarah wore yellow"... and yeah, the guys ALWAYS wore unbuttoned button-up shirts that matched our dresses.
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OK, there was the time that we were staying in a hotel and the guys had a room 2 floors above ours and I wrote this part, and I made AJ and Howie SO pathetic! They were like "I have to spend 5 minutes without my LOU?!?!" which was SO DUMB! But at the same time it was kinda funny because I made them sing songs... "99 beautiful Lou's on the wall!".... "Does your Racho live below? Is she wearing a black fro?"... haha, I thought that was ddduuuuhhhuuuhhhuuuummmmbbbb!!!!
(is she... huuot?)
Then there's ANOTHER stupid part where Howie is all insecure... but it's even MORE dumb because I made AJ say "This is Racho we're talking about! She's been obsessed with you before she even knew you and she loves you THIS MUCH" he flung his arms wide open.....
HOPEFULLY AJ wouldn't be that horribly lame that he'd do the "this much!" thing... AAHH!!!
OK, but I found something REALLY sad... haha, it goes along with the whole we cry way too easily theme...
So we were at Katsinjammers or something in Leavenworth and we were all singing crap on the stage and AJ was like "So what's our duet?" and you begin to sing "WHat becomes of the broken hearted..." and he says "What are you talking about? 'I'll never break your heart', remember?" he gave her a kiss.... then you continue to sing (I'm too lazy to write out the lyrics) and he says "Am I really that bad to you?" AJ frown... "Oh!" Lou looked as if she was going to cry... "What's wrong, Angel?" (haha, ANGEL!)... "You're not bad to me at all! I love you so much!" she gave him a huge kiss, "I'm sorry if I made you feel that way! I was just singing a STUPID song!!... You're GREAT to me! No one else could be better!"
HAHAHHA, that was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO pathetic Lou!!!!
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