"Oh! I don't really like the part where you were peeling an orange... You probably "excited" (hehe) that you got orange juice in your eye so Howie gave it a kiss and then "excited" that you got orange juice on your lips so he would kiss you. It's really funny to me because it seems like you wrote it to try and be romantic but in actuallity it's funny because it's so cheesy... Unless you actually wrote it to be dumb..."
I started laughing SO hard when I read that! Beecccaaaauuuusssseeee.... I read that a couple of weeks ago and I was like "Ugh! That's the dumbest thing in the world!" and I spent like an hour trying to remember whether I'd said it to be romantic or I said it to be dorky...I still haven't figured out which one... I HOPE I wrote it to be dorky, but then again we WERE like 15 and 16 and whatnot, so it is possible that I was just a huge doofus and wrote it to be cool... AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! I hate that part so much!
I ALSO hate that stupid dancing with Howie part for multiple reasons. 1, it's just plain dumb. It is without a doubt one of the cheesiest loseriest, fartiest, really over most stupid piece of crap in the universe. I can't even describe how much I hate that part!!! 2- We both ALWAYS made up some stupid corny parts where a song reminded us of them, or they sang a song to us, or whatever, and apparently it always made us cry... I'm not sure about you, but in real life it takes a LOT to make me cry, and I DON'T cry when I'm happy! 3- Just the fact that we always had us sing them a song or them sing us a song to be sweet or to apologize and crap like that... If they seriously just sang all the time I'd be like "OK, seriously, it's getting OLD!"... 4- Because it reminds me of another STUPID part... I think it was when we were in Leavenworth... and I made me and Howie sing the Romeo and Juliet song by Dire Straits and once again I started crying and it's not even like it's a romantic song, and why were we singing it? I remember I just wanted to write the lyrics down for the song, so I fit it into the story in possibly the worst part EVER!!!!
Oh, and Howie and I always lost our luggage because we read an interview where Howie said that he loses his luggage a lot... uh... yeah...
And why'd we decide that Kevin was appalled by PDA?
I seriously think the best parts of the story were the ones that included Steven Thorpe... ESPECIALLY since we didn't know him back then so we made him out to be a complete psycho...
"And on the subject of clothes, whenever we were at a photo shoot or shopping or doing something with wardrobe we always did the, "I don't think I'd wear any of this stuff... Oh, it's womens'!"".......... Yeah, seriously... whenever I read the story now I just skip to random parts and stuff and in the majority of the parts that I read, Howie says that at least once... What the heck?
BUT at the same time, little repeated things are OK considering that the freakin' thing is a billion pages long and I'm sure we'd somehow forgotten that we'd written certain things already...
Grr, I wanna go back to Greensboro now so I can quote the story too because I found so many parts a couple of weeks ago that I wanted to point out... AAAHHH!!! But I'll be back tomorrow, so yeah...
Oh, and how we always made everyone date someone famous.... Like Nick dated Britney Spears and Kirsten Dunst and stuff... And Caroline dated JC.... did we ever make Jessica date someone? I feel like we did, but I can't remember who... But it wasn't Terry! Hehehehe
Hahahaha, remember that time I had you go ice skating and you landed a triple-lutz or whatever out of nowhere? That was great! WAHOO!!!!
I started laughing SO hard when I read that! Beecccaaaauuuusssseeee.... I read that a couple of weeks ago and I was like "Ugh! That's the dumbest thing in the world!" and I spent like an hour trying to remember whether I'd said it to be romantic or I said it to be dorky...I still haven't figured out which one... I HOPE I wrote it to be dorky, but then again we WERE like 15 and 16 and whatnot, so it is possible that I was just a huge doofus and wrote it to be cool... AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! I hate that part so much!
I ALSO hate that stupid dancing with Howie part for multiple reasons. 1, it's just plain dumb. It is without a doubt one of the cheesiest loseriest, fartiest, really over most stupid piece of crap in the universe. I can't even describe how much I hate that part!!! 2- We both ALWAYS made up some stupid corny parts where a song reminded us of them, or they sang a song to us, or whatever, and apparently it always made us cry... I'm not sure about you, but in real life it takes a LOT to make me cry, and I DON'T cry when I'm happy! 3- Just the fact that we always had us sing them a song or them sing us a song to be sweet or to apologize and crap like that... If they seriously just sang all the time I'd be like "OK, seriously, it's getting OLD!"... 4- Because it reminds me of another STUPID part... I think it was when we were in Leavenworth... and I made me and Howie sing the Romeo and Juliet song by Dire Straits and once again I started crying and it's not even like it's a romantic song, and why were we singing it? I remember I just wanted to write the lyrics down for the song, so I fit it into the story in possibly the worst part EVER!!!!
Oh, and Howie and I always lost our luggage because we read an interview where Howie said that he loses his luggage a lot... uh... yeah...
And why'd we decide that Kevin was appalled by PDA?
I seriously think the best parts of the story were the ones that included Steven Thorpe... ESPECIALLY since we didn't know him back then so we made him out to be a complete psycho...
"And on the subject of clothes, whenever we were at a photo shoot or shopping or doing something with wardrobe we always did the, "I don't think I'd wear any of this stuff... Oh, it's womens'!"".......... Yeah, seriously... whenever I read the story now I just skip to random parts and stuff and in the majority of the parts that I read, Howie says that at least once... What the heck?
BUT at the same time, little repeated things are OK considering that the freakin' thing is a billion pages long and I'm sure we'd somehow forgotten that we'd written certain things already...
Grr, I wanna go back to Greensboro now so I can quote the story too because I found so many parts a couple of weeks ago that I wanted to point out... AAAHHH!!! But I'll be back tomorrow, so yeah...
Oh, and how we always made everyone date someone famous.... Like Nick dated Britney Spears and Kirsten Dunst and stuff... And Caroline dated JC.... did we ever make Jessica date someone? I feel like we did, but I can't remember who... But it wasn't Terry! Hehehehe
Hahahaha, remember that time I had you go ice skating and you landed a triple-lutz or whatever out of nowhere? That was great! WAHOO!!!!
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