The Continuing Saga of Rosemary

Apr 12, 2010 20:10

I posted last week about a wrong number who called me, demanding to talk to a person named Rosemary and refusing to accept that she had the wrong number. She called me back today, and after I told her again that she had the wrong number, she started up again.

Wrong Number: Ma'am, I spoke with you already about this. I spoke with you on the 6th and confirmed your account. Would you like me to play back the recording of--

Me: Is this call being recorded, then?

Wrong Number: *sigh* Yes, this call may be recorded for quality assurance.

Me: Good, because I would like your supervisors to know that, whatever company you represent, whatever product or service your company deals in, I will be avoiding them in the future, because you're not listening to me.

Wrong Number: You want to talk with my supervisor?

Me: I want to know what company you represent.

-Pause. Line goes dead.-

-Calls back.-

Me: Hello.

Wrong Number: So, you're telling me that [my phone number] is not the number for Rosemary [last name]?

Me: Yes, that's right. I know of no such person, and never have.

Wrong Number: Okay, thank you.

Me: Thank you. Goodbye.

So I think that finally did it. And all it took was threatening to get her in trouble with her supervisor -- and asking who she represents. To which I never got an answer, by the way. Interesting.

real life absurdity

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