The Atherton (not really) ISBI - Part 6.
Let's start with a bit of mother-daughter time, before poor Alexandra's life goes down the shitter again.
It's really, really hard to get Williana's want fulfilled.
I got them some fruit trees, thinking it would be a breeze to keep them healthy with a gold gardening badge. It's not.
The pool doesn't really see much use. I don't get it, other families are addicted to theirs.
Well screw you, Brandi LeTourneau!
I'm not sure what happened between them, but they started poking and slapping. Brandi was still hanging around from that trip two days earlier.
And so a vicious fight broke out, in the nursery, in front of a sleeping 2-year-old.
Vanessa: Ha ha ha! I'm ex-Army, bitch!
Brandi: F*** the Army!!!
Alright, Athertons... You're getting a weight machine.
Glorious! That's the fourth official enemy they've got!
Vanessa got the last word.
Evie: The monsters under the bed sure are loud tonight...zzZZzzz...
Classic Atherton anger management. Oh, and I think I forgot to lock the trash corner again.
Wilandra: I'm so hungry! Feeeeeeeeed me!!!!!!!!
Smoothies for breakfast, because it was the only thing they had time for before Wilandra starved to death. She was deep in orange.
Aww, Wilandra. Why are you hating on the guy who likes you?
Williana did Alexandra's homework, because Alex was in too bad of a mood. It was the beginning of a bad, bad trend.
*POP* No worries, she's not pregnant with Liam's baby. She just started matching the rest of the family. A little bit of exercise the next day took care of it.
Yeah, I still forgot to lock that stupid gate. Thanks for giving Williana something to put in the compost, Brandi.
At this point I decided they needed a maid like for real. Look who showed up... Henry has the hots for her. Still, it was a good decision to get some help, because...
Then something awesome happened! Teal Deer, they got a lot of money!
And so, the house got radically extended. It was not quite finished here.
Finally, everyone got their own room. This was probably the first time Wilandra actually wore her real PJs.
Um, and that's not your husband/wife!
Guess who's back, back again...
The first harvest of oranges didn't turn out so bad.
Hey, what are you two doing? You're mortal enemies! Why aren't you fighting? Although... I seem to remember that my own special Worst Enemy and myself also sometimes played together, much to our mothers' consternation.
Gavin: It was very nice meeting you. Now I have to be going.
Alright, that explains it. They've got amnesia.
Wilandra: Dear Diary, I'm feeling very confused about how I feel about Gavin. And Orlando. However, I know I hate Sophie!
UGH! She's back to seven points in nature enthusiasm, and it's VERY difficult to get it up at all!
Weeeell... the last time Orlando and Wilandra played "Punch U", she actually punched him in the face. I can understand why he rejected her.
Wilandra: Why aren't I awesome anymore?
Yep, time she gets her punk back.
They had a lot of fun with the log rolling. Although I have to agree, that water looks really stale and nasty.
Williana: Whooooo! Milena! You fell like a boss!
Father-daughter time, Atherton style. :D
Randy London was also a hit with Evie.
But not with Wilandra. Surprise... I think the only guy she acually likes is Goffik Jim. I need to try harder to get him to come over, some day when she's in a better mood.
Wilandra: Why is my life so made of suck? I'm not even a poor girl anymore! I don't get it. AAAAAARGHH!
Sophie: Dumm-de-dooo...
Sophie: Word around school is that you didn't show up today because you were in juvenile detention.
Wilandra: Pffff, no! I scored a deal with the judge. I can't tell you what it is, though...
I don't even.
She also likes her uncle Henry. A little too much.
Williana got her first Social Bunny. Unfortunately, it couldn't come along to school.
Annnd Henry got demoted thanks to a chance card, so he's back to making a measly 168 Simoleons a day. The worst thing was that he seemed totally happy about it.
Henry: Yesssh, less responsibility, and I got to go home early!
By this point I was thoroughly done with Williana's aspiration failure. Nothing made her happy at all! So when she rolled the want to make a wish, I let her do it. She wished for peace of mind, and I was pleasantly surprised when she shot up to platinum! It seems to be permanent, too!
The old common bedroom was converted into a dining room with a large enough table. The girls also got new clothes, and Williana got a hair colour closer to her original one. I assume she had a dye-job that washed out.
Alexandra: Mrs. Swiller is angry with me again, BTW.
And that's all for now. Next time, there is a Repo man, Mrs. Crumplebottom and a baby.