Ok. So I saw this article on "the onion" tonight:
Study Reveals Pittsburgh Unprepared For Full-Scale Zombie Attack I don't know what "the onion" is, but I thought that this "news article" was funny enough to share with you fine folks. Remember: "Only you can prevent teeming masses of reanimated human corpses from eating your brains." Grab yourself a flashlight and a blunt object; Nobody parties like the undead.