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[tiger_mantra]

Edgar, what in the name of the Light are you doingMy leg hurts. And I didn't do anything to it, so I'm placing all blame on you. And not ten minutes ago I got violently ill and randomly vomited for a while until it all just passed

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[sunny_selphie]

Are you okay, Sabin? Or is this some twin thing?

[tiger_mantra]

I don't know.

When my leg hurts like this it's usually because his leg it hurting him. That's been proven enough times.

All this other stuff... it's entirely possible.

[sunny_selphie]

Well, that's neat!

And I'm sure that all your friends will, you know, make sure everything's okay!

Sorry, I'm much better with not-words and comforting than words.

[tiger_mantra]

I know dear. I'll come visit you tonight.

[fear_us]

See, I knew it! I KNEW he was going to go get into trouble. They'd all better be okay or I'm going over there. Just try to stop me!

[tiger_mantra]

I can't stop you, really, I'm in an encampment in Selphie's world.

[fear_us]

Well, good. If I don't hear anything soon, there's going to be trouble. 'Specially since grown ups can't seem to take care of themselves lately!

[tiger_mantra]

Things just keep happening. We're all in a bunch of big messes right now, it seems.

OOC, clearly.

[bsafemydeers]

Dear Sabin,

Where do I begin?

I am very, very sorry that I have kidnapped your girlfriend and made her a complete ho with some weird split personality thing going on.

I am sorry she has had sex with the main villain, one of your close friends, and now, Rinoa.

I am sorry about the split personality thing that means the sane part of her is all distraught and weepy about about sleeping with everyone and their moms.

I am sorry there has been absolutely jack you can do about it.

I am sorry you had to play nice with Squall. I am sorry about the stick up his ass.

I am sorry Selphie will be entirely too sick of lingerie to ever wear it again. Then again, I may not need to apologize for that one.

Enclosed is a nice box of chocolate, and a brick of fudge for your girl.

Please forgive me,
<3Jess

IC. heh.

[tiger_mantra]

Dear Jess,

I thank you for the chocolate, and my girl apparently enjoyed the fudge as it is all gone now and she is huddled in the corner shaking and muttering something about chocolate syrup and my brother.

I will not forgive you, at least not until I've had my chance for the heroic rescue and the happily-ever-after ending. If there is such a thing in this game... and if there isn't, I think Selphie and I should create one.

As for your second to last point, you are exactly right.

Regards,
Sabin

Re: IC. heh.

[bsafemydeers]

You'll get your rescue, sir, and I'll let you two have the honor of probably our only Happily-Ever-After.

If you want the girl to live through the night, you may want to watch her for seizures. You could put a stick in her teeth!

Re: IC. heh.

[tiger_mantra]

I think I'd be much better off just handing my brother over to her. I mean... he's brought her back to life several times. I'd have to run that by his girl, though. I hear she can be quite possessive of him.