Boredom sets in...
Since I'm the platoon sergeant, that means I get to choose what the platoon motto/mascot/etc is, right? Well, since I'm partial to telling my troops that if they don't straighten up and act right then I will kick them in the chest a la King Leonidas (and if they really screw up I'll make them dig their own bottomless pit first), I've made up our new platoon image, (DE)motivational poster style.
Now if only I could get this as my letter head...
Now if only I could get this as my letter head...