My Letter to Santa...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In February I committed genocide... Sorry about that, dwaemos (-5000 points). Last month I helped crossbonestyle hide a body (-173 points). In April I gave the_onion_girl a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In January a_pretty_war24 and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Friday I pushed hollykp in the mud (-17 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5245 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
tiger_flip
-5000 points. Beat that y'all.... Boy Scout my ass.