Keith's "pure" facts.
Me and a friend of mine made these in a chat. Sadly I couldn't save them all, but if you want to add some, be my guest!
- He farts perfume.
- He makes Disney princesses feel unclean
- He makes Disney princes go gay for him
- He makes flowers grown up in the exact spot he spits.
- He makes Oscar Wilde apologize.
- He can calm an active volcano just asking it “please?”.
- He makes Captain Planet look like a joke.
- He can restore someone’s virginity just having sex with them.
- He can calm a big earthquake just by softly patting the ground.
- He’ll hold hands with Rupert Murdoch
- He doesn’t wash the floor-the floor tries to copy the shine of his smile
- All Golden Retrievers have him as role model
- He can cheer up a weeping Willow
- Keith’s teardrops make water safe to drink
- The driven snow is as pure as Keith Goodman
- He has to wear a helmet so the sun isn’t ashamed to shine next to his smile
- The little children suffer Keith Goodman
- All snow flakes race to reach Keith’s tongue first
- In the morning he’s greeted by his forest friends.
- He can make the dark side of the moon shines.