This is what happens when you can't get a babysitter
We took our son to see the last Harry Potter. We went "We are going to cover your eyes at the bad parts, okay?"
My son: "Okay."
Us covering his eyes at certain scary parts
My son: "you are doing it wrong, I can see bits of it through the gaps."
Us covering his eyes in the kissing scenes
my son: "this is not a scary part, why are you covering my eyes?"
Eventually, my son: "Oh, stop covering my eyes, it's just a movie..."
My son: "Okay."
Us covering his eyes at certain scary parts
My son: "you are doing it wrong, I can see bits of it through the gaps."
Us covering his eyes in the kissing scenes
my son: "this is not a scary part, why are you covering my eyes?"
Eventually, my son: "Oh, stop covering my eyes, it's just a movie..."