Oh hell no... Do you realize how far away that Target is to my job? Spoiler alert: it's a five minute train ride. This is like the time I missed seeing Andy Richter eating lunch at a nearby restaurant when I was in high school.
I have plenty of things to say about the Britney concert last night, but I don't feel like doing a write up right now. I will say that the show was beyond my expectations. It was just fantastic.