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by limitedbythesky
tiffany16720's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 21% Politically Correct!)
Started : 01st January 2006 03:08:56 AM
Ended : 01st January 2006 03:57:06 PM
Alco Money! : $ 225
Guests of Honour
dodgegirl440 is an up-tight Fundementalist Christian and a real lightweight when it comes to drinking who spends their Sundays running around other farmers fields threatening bemused cattle with golf clubs. dodgegirl440 decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
traviswannabe is a melancholy Atheist and a rather poor excuse for a drinker. traviswannabe drank 3 Gins, 11 Pernods, 1 Everclear.
jobunches is a compulsive Liberal Christian. jobunches drank 3 Sherrys.
kissy2002 is an obnoxious Fundementalist Christian and a fan of strong, hard liquor who enjoys farting rapturously during funeral services. kissy2002 decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
tiffany16720 is a loathsome Hindu and the worlds worst would-be bar manager who was voted the 'Most Boring Wench This Side of Suicide' in 2005. tiffany16720 drank 8 Mescals.
light_journey is an unfortunate Hindu. light_journey drank 2 Rums, 2 Stouts.
jjcrafts is an overwrought Fundementalist Christian and a real lightweight when it comes to drinking. jjcrafts decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
jeanarama is a stricken Muslim. jeanarama drank 2 Vodkas, 8 Cognacs, 1 Lager, 5 Brandys, 1 Mint Julep, 1 White Russian, 1 Aligator Bite.
princesbabygirl is a bitchy Atheist and a real lightweight when it comes to drinking who finds much folly in hijacking wheelchairs from the crippled. princesbabygirl drank 13 White Wines.
Sick!
Well it must have been a good party! A total of 3 people barfed everywhere including traviswannabe, jeanarama, princesbabygirl.
Fights
'You bastard Sodomite! When the Lord gets hold of you he'll finely tan your ass' goaded jjcrafts at princesbabygirl. princesbabygirl refused to respond and instead laced jjcrafts's drink with laxatives. Recent reports suggest that jjcrafts is still shitting like a mad hawk to this day.
Lovers
Last night someone told traviswannabe and jjcrafts to get a room and they sure did. We now await the patter of tiny feet! Lets hope that the child does not lool like traviswannabe! Oh god no, the humanity!
The Drunkest
To say that jeanarama loves alcohol is like saying the Pet Shop Boys love cock. Oh-la-la!
Random Events
In what can only be described as a historic revelation, dodgegirl440 informed the room that Santa and sodomy do not mix
During a somewhat turbulent game of scrabble jeanarama told traviswannabe to "Fuck your triple word score, yer daft mongoose bastard!" before pelting them with the plastic letters.
Happy New Year!
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