cheat, lie, steal, drink

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Lie, steal, cheat, and drink.
If you're going to lie, lie for a friend.
If you're going to steal, steal a girl's heart.
If you're going to cheat, cheat death.
And if you're going to drink, drink with me.

this one is from Hitch:
"Never lie, steal, cheat or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the
arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad
company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink
in the moments that take your breath away."