Yo-ho-ho
Title: Yo-ho-ho
Characters: Sam, Dean
Genre: Gen, humor
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Summary: Sam's a giant macaw with a pirate's vocabulary. Damned witches
Written for the Drabble a Day challenge at writerverse for the prompt: pirates.
A/N: Many thanks to amber1960 for the idea of parrot!Sam.
“Ahoy, mateys!” Sam squawks from atop the curio cabinet. “Shiver me timbers!”
“I’ll ‘ahoy matey’ you if you don’t hold still,” Dean mutters, readying the large bath towel in his hand for another throw. Using his best monster-stalking sidle, he edges forward, cursing as Sam flutters to the dining room table.
“Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum,” the giant macaw carols as it waddles among the placemats. It stares at Dean across the vast expanse of mahogany and clacks its enormous beak.
Dean stares back, thinking that a bottle of rum would be good right about now. God damned witches.
Characters: Sam, Dean
Genre: Gen, humor
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Summary: Sam's a giant macaw with a pirate's vocabulary. Damned witches
Written for the Drabble a Day challenge at writerverse for the prompt: pirates.
A/N: Many thanks to amber1960 for the idea of parrot!Sam.
“Ahoy, mateys!” Sam squawks from atop the curio cabinet. “Shiver me timbers!”
“I’ll ‘ahoy matey’ you if you don’t hold still,” Dean mutters, readying the large bath towel in his hand for another throw. Using his best monster-stalking sidle, he edges forward, cursing as Sam flutters to the dining room table.
“Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum,” the giant macaw carols as it waddles among the placemats. It stares at Dean across the vast expanse of mahogany and clacks its enormous beak.
Dean stares back, thinking that a bottle of rum would be good right about now. God damned witches.