Dear Santa
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Thursday I helped hatesstupidppl see the light (8 points). In November I committed genocide... Sorry about that, star_spark (-5000 points). In July I set unknown_fetish's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Tuesday I helped underurcovers across the street (6 points). Last Monday I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5752 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
tif_boi70