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ohhh man.. OHHH MAAN. yesterday ruled so much. i drank enough for 10 men. so much drinking i did... you see, i went out bowling with my host family and all these other people. i really didnt want to be there but the night turned sweet when we went out to dinner afterwards and it was all you can eat of my most favorite foods: takoyaki, yakisoba, udon, fried things and BEER. i sat with my host dads friends who were like "TIANY! WOOO!! WHY ARENT YOU DRINKING?!" and theyd ask me that everytime i wasnt drinking out of my glass. theyd be like "WHY ARE YOU DRINKING SO SLOW? HURRY UP AND FINISH IT. CHUG IT. YOU HAVE TO GO GET MORE" and then wed kampai a lot. it was sweet. after that when i figured the night was over i stumbled into the taxi with my host mom who i was trying to convince i was totally sober. then i see my host dad`s friend again who was like "YOU CANT COME?!" and i was like "buh?" and my host mom was like "to where?" and he says something about a bar and before he could finish i was jumping out of the taxi and holding his hand without bothering to get permission. i ended up going to this bar with like, 7 old japanese men. i ordered so many drinks it was ridiciulous. before i was even half way done with one the guy next to me was putting a menu in my face and helping me pick out what to order next. i had to guys on either side of me reminding me to finish my drink really fast whenever it was it was not in my hand. eventually the men got drunk enough to feel comfortable about gushing over how pretty i am and how large my chest is. then they ordered all this really good food and kept asking me why i wasnt eating, even though i was.
THEN!! just when i figured the night was over we went to another bar. the one i went with natuski to last week. the woman working their remembered me and had me sing the titanic song again for karaoke. i drank another gallon of beer and sat next to this guy who kept having me eat pocky from his mouth. you know like the lady and the tramp speggetti thing? i did that with POCKY! to a married japanese man! twice! HAHHAHAHAHA!! YOU THINK ITS CREEPY BUT ITS NOT ITS FUNNY AND ID DO IT AGAIN. ... so then i end up dancing with this other man, and this crazy drunk woman butted in and started dancing with me. she got the entire bars attention to show them how tall i am. but instead of, you know, comparing the tops of our heads like sober people do, she compared us by WHERE OUR CUNTS STARTED. she did it about a million times too "LOOK! HERS STARTS HERE (jab jab) MINES WAAAY DOWN HERE" and id just laugh my drunkin laugh with my arm around her shoulder.
so then finally it was time to go home :((( we all took a taxi and i was sure to call <3johnny japan<3 right away when i got in my room. it was so sweet because he did that asshole thing that we do to eachother sometimes where we give our phones to an asain out of no where and force the person to speak japanese in the worst kind of way: on the phone. but this was SO sweet because my japanese was SO good the guy didnt believe i was really american! for realz! he kept asking, being like "are you really american?! really?!?! no way.. say something in english." then i think johnny got really mad and grabbed the phone and told me how he couldnt stop going off about how i have no accent and how he was convinced im really just an english speaking japanese person. HAHAHAHAHA!! MY JAPANESE REALLY IS AMAZING WHEN IM DRUNK. AND IM BETTER THAN JOHNNY JAPAN!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
later i got a mail on my phone from 2 of the guys i was with last night. one wrote in english saying "did you have fun studying in japan? ;) good night!" and i LOLed.
is it a bad thing that some of my most fondest memories here are the ones with a drink in my hand and an old japanese guy next to me filling it?
THEN!! just when i figured the night was over we went to another bar. the one i went with natuski to last week. the woman working their remembered me and had me sing the titanic song again for karaoke. i drank another gallon of beer and sat next to this guy who kept having me eat pocky from his mouth. you know like the lady and the tramp speggetti thing? i did that with POCKY! to a married japanese man! twice! HAHHAHAHAHA!! YOU THINK ITS CREEPY BUT ITS NOT ITS FUNNY AND ID DO IT AGAIN. ... so then i end up dancing with this other man, and this crazy drunk woman butted in and started dancing with me. she got the entire bars attention to show them how tall i am. but instead of, you know, comparing the tops of our heads like sober people do, she compared us by WHERE OUR CUNTS STARTED. she did it about a million times too "LOOK! HERS STARTS HERE (jab jab) MINES WAAAY DOWN HERE" and id just laugh my drunkin laugh with my arm around her shoulder.
so then finally it was time to go home :((( we all took a taxi and i was sure to call <3johnny japan<3 right away when i got in my room. it was so sweet because he did that asshole thing that we do to eachother sometimes where we give our phones to an asain out of no where and force the person to speak japanese in the worst kind of way: on the phone. but this was SO sweet because my japanese was SO good the guy didnt believe i was really american! for realz! he kept asking, being like "are you really american?! really?!?! no way.. say something in english." then i think johnny got really mad and grabbed the phone and told me how he couldnt stop going off about how i have no accent and how he was convinced im really just an english speaking japanese person. HAHAHAHAHA!! MY JAPANESE REALLY IS AMAZING WHEN IM DRUNK. AND IM BETTER THAN JOHNNY JAPAN!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
later i got a mail on my phone from 2 of the guys i was with last night. one wrote in english saying "did you have fun studying in japan? ;) good night!" and i LOLed.
is it a bad thing that some of my most fondest memories here are the ones with a drink in my hand and an old japanese guy next to me filling it?