FMA -- States of Matter

[tierfal]

Title: States of Matter
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: Roy/Ed
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,714
Warnings: language, tactful jumping of bones, criminally bad science jokes, unrepentant fluff
Summary: Ed voices some ludicrous doubts, and Roy assuages them with science. And with sex.
Author's Note: Drop this into the box for Shit I Started Past

Comments

[hiza_chan]

akshflia; I ♥ yooooooou.

[tierfal]

I ♥ you toooooooooooooo omg I can't stop being stoked that we have a major pairing in common again, haha. XD

[bob_fish]

ZOMG, so many dorky science jokes. ♥ I fully believe Roy would be this much of a cheesy loser in the right (sappy) mood.

Also, I am totally with you that Roy would appreciate the virtues of an easy-to-clean leather couch. XD

[tierfal]

It says lots of disturbing thing about my brain/life that I actually had to go back to the fic where alt!Russell also makes science seduction puns to double-check that I wasn't accidentally recycling any of them. Not sure whether it's better or worse that I didn't have any repeats. XD

He is a PRACTICAL man. :D

[richelle2972]

*squee* All the science jokes! :D

[tierfal]

ALL OF THE SCIENCE \o/

Hey hey hey how are you I love you are you going to be up for Thanksgiving and/or Christmas????

/too-much-not-enough coffee ahoy!

[paranormalpanda]

SNARKY SCIENCE FLIRTING AAAH

This is everything I never knew I wanted until just now (also Roy/Ed couch sex is my secret favourite).

[tierfal]

OMG IKR. My headcanon is very enthusiastic about the idea that science turns Ed on faster than anything else in the universe, hahaha. XD

I think Roy/Ed shower sex is my favorite!, but the couch is clearly their favorite, since they won't let me write about them anywhere else lately. :P

Thank you for reading!! ♥;