FMA -- The Specialist

[tierfal]

Title: The Specialist
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: Ed/Hei, a teensy bit Roy/Hei
Rating: PG, with flashes of R language, ahahaaaaa
Word Count: 750
Warnings: language, MAJOR spoilers for 2003/CoS, I did it for the lulz
Prompt: uh, this
Summary: Alfons has found a new doctor. Ed is not impressed.
Author's Note: Oh, Lordy, I speedfic'd. WHAT

Comments

[hiza_chan]

akjdsflaqsf; The only other alt-Roy I've seen is Better Living Through Alchemy's, in which he was also a Nazi like Hughes, and nooooooot very nice. I like this one much, much better. *applauds*

[tierfal]

Rly?!! I've seen him pop up a couple places - he seems to tend to be particularly delectable in doujins, haha. My Roy is just such a freaking gentleman that I don't think I'd ever be able to write him not-nice. X'D

I AM GLAD YOU ENJOYED ♥

[tierfal]

Also, if you didn't read eltea's up there, seriously seriously do because it is so epiccccccccccccccc.

[lavaliere]

HIGH PICTHED A;SDCUEQKAKY NOISES

“No,” he says. “No goddamn motherfucking way.”
when i got to this part i legit burst out laughing so loudly and embarrassingly oh my god you are a beautiful human being. and hahahaha i love how alfons has a bit of a crush on roy. I DO NOT BLAME HIM that suave fucker. i'm going to seriously enjoy imagining roy with a french accent now hnnngk.

thank you sooooo much for writing this??? lmfao i legit did not expect anything to come of that random plurk convo but i'm so glad i posted it now.

[tierfal]

*flails around wildly* 8D

I swear to God, both my most- and least-favorite thing about FMA is that I absolutely cannot resist anything that bears the slightest genetic resemblance to a plot bunny. Plot kitten? Plot iguana? Plot cockroach? BRING THAT SHIT ON.

Ahaha, thank you for accidentally prompting it! XD I really wanted to do some writing today, but it just wasn't happening - and then because of this it did. :DDDDD

[lavaliere]

aaaaaah i am way more than happy to provide. i might have to post random shit on my tumblr more often if it prompts this kinda stuff. seriously. because i loved every bit of this. and it saves me the trouble of attempting to poorly write roy lmfao. i can only ever seem to write ed and al and thus why i rp instead of write fic. |D;;

[tierfal]

jdklsajlfjdskal, I'm so delighted you liked it! ♥ And, uh, with great prompting power comes great prompting responsibility! :'D And by that I mean I still have two more chapters of the Roy/Ed fic to upload and then I need to edit and code the two short fics about Ed and Alfons and then the fic where Hohenheim gives Ed the Talk, and I'm 700 words into some bizarre Elricesty thing, and all the while I'm supposed to be writing my MA dissertation, lolololololol!

I totally get you. XD Usually I strongly favor certain POV characters, but… part of what is ruining my life about FMA is that I want to write everyone. I'm constantly sitting down and being like, "Why have I only written Hughes and Armstrong a tiny bit?", and then I remember that it's because I'm too busy giving Al and Hawkeye one-liners in eight thousand Roy/Ed fics. XD