Title: Things Theo Doesn't Know
Rating: G
Word Count: 130
Warnings: see first line
Prompt: "frosty" at
pulped_fictionsSummary: Clearly, Nick is the best best friend ever.
Author's Note: Written this morning while "working," posted in a hurry at lunch... hello, my life. XD You are free to interpret this as Nick being (a) slashy, (b) sadistic, or (c) both.
THINGS THEO DOESN'T KNOW
Nick is a terrible person. Fortunately, everybody already knows that-especially Theo, who has known it since they were ten years old.
But Theo doesn’t know that Nick has crawled out of his sleeping bag and dragged himself down the stairs (in the style of the Blob, including sound effects). Theo doesn’t know that Nick totally stole his fuzzy slippers (which he may “accidentally” leave with). Theo doesn’t know that Nick has found and violated his secret stash of Ghirardelli hot chocolate (behind the soup? Obvious). And Theo doesn’t know that Nick is peeking around the curtains, watching Theo scrape ice off of the windshield of his Prius (kind of a nice view).
If Theo did know, however, he would not be remotely surprised that Nick intends to keep watching.