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Hey Louis
I’d be lying if I said that you were the first guy I ever went home with. I’d also be lying if I told you I have always given my correct phone number or email address. I know what its like to only be interested until I got laid. The thing is, I did give you the right address because for once, I did want to know you after we fooled around. And that’s not a feeling I’m used to. So, I’m going against my better judgement. I’m mustering all my courage (not to mention risking looking like a complete stalker and idiot) to show up at your house to let you know that I would like to find out what it would be like to actually know you.
I’m not in the slightest way looking for a boyfriend. I’m not searching for someone to call me lovebunny, or someone to be some kind of like, expected ‘date’ who comes to family gatherings (puke). I just want to know a cool, down to earth, funny guy who actually gets my weird sense of humour. I guess I was weirder than usual because you make me nervous. I've never been with a guy who was physically exactly what I'm attracted to.
I understand if you’re not interested, but if you kinda-sorta were and needed something to help you decide, then I hope this letter was it. Sorry for giving you my stupid email as a means of getting a hold of me. Its not that I’m ashamed to get a call from you, I’m just rarely home to receive calls. I’m overprotected and my parents start asking questions whenever someone new calls for me. I don't think I explained that well in my drunken/hungover haze.
Actually, I finally got fed up of never getting calls on time so much that I joined the 21st century and bought a cell phone. I’d love for you to give me a call sometime.
PS I can’t remember the last time I had a better bang. You can’t blame me for trying to get a piece of that again ;-)
I"m going to write that out on paper, drive over to his house and set it in his muscular hand. Sometime soon. Maybe I should get tanked first. Probably not a good idea if I'm drivin.
I’d be lying if I said that you were the first guy I ever went home with. I’d also be lying if I told you I have always given my correct phone number or email address. I know what its like to only be interested until I got laid. The thing is, I did give you the right address because for once, I did want to know you after we fooled around. And that’s not a feeling I’m used to. So, I’m going against my better judgement. I’m mustering all my courage (not to mention risking looking like a complete stalker and idiot) to show up at your house to let you know that I would like to find out what it would be like to actually know you.
I’m not in the slightest way looking for a boyfriend. I’m not searching for someone to call me lovebunny, or someone to be some kind of like, expected ‘date’ who comes to family gatherings (puke). I just want to know a cool, down to earth, funny guy who actually gets my weird sense of humour. I guess I was weirder than usual because you make me nervous. I've never been with a guy who was physically exactly what I'm attracted to.
I understand if you’re not interested, but if you kinda-sorta were and needed something to help you decide, then I hope this letter was it. Sorry for giving you my stupid email as a means of getting a hold of me. Its not that I’m ashamed to get a call from you, I’m just rarely home to receive calls. I’m overprotected and my parents start asking questions whenever someone new calls for me. I don't think I explained that well in my drunken/hungover haze.
Actually, I finally got fed up of never getting calls on time so much that I joined the 21st century and bought a cell phone. I’d love for you to give me a call sometime.
PS I can’t remember the last time I had a better bang. You can’t blame me for trying to get a piece of that again ;-)
I"m going to write that out on paper, drive over to his house and set it in his muscular hand. Sometime soon. Maybe I should get tanked first. Probably not a good idea if I'm drivin.