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You know the world is desperate when nurses and doctors have my number to call...
That's right. For 14 hours, this stupid little motorola pager is in my reluctant possession. Although, my hand is beginning to itch, could mean I'm going to be called in. I almost had to go in. It would have been absolutely perfect. Nice and early at 8:30 (even though they'd had the order since 5:15) The task would've taken all of 10 minutes to do, and I've done that very task many times before. In fact, I did it twice today.
Oh well. Can't have all the luck.
I saw Resident Evil 2 yesterday. Fucken awesome! I can't decide to be Alice from the first movie or the second. It'd be easier to recognize the outfit from the first movie as opposed to the second, but (believe it or not) her character kicked more ass in the second.
Or maybe I'll be Lola from Run Lola Run. Oh gee. I'm such an undergrounder. Who (who thinks they're so cult) hasn't been Lola for halloween?
Maybe I'll be a big fucken smelly turd. What's my obsession with shit?
I secretly want to be a scatbabe. But I'm not strap-on or asian enough. I always thought scat was a german thing (a la South Park) but it seems to be more of an Asian thing. I think mostly because (i've heard ) there's little sex ed there, so the women little will to say no, because they are taught submission. Maybe I'm completely wrong. I wouldn't know. I'm not from that culture.
German porn is more about not bothering to take any of their clothes off and doing them up their asses, then moving down the line. So its pretty mainstream.
Which reminds me...I have a dvd player now, so I can buy the Osporns! I hope there's not much ass sex. Never was a fan of that, watching or participating.
*Shudder*
Though I'd offer any oriface to Vin Diesel at any time he'd so choose. The only reason I'd kick him out of bed would be to fuck him on the floor.
That's right. For 14 hours, this stupid little motorola pager is in my reluctant possession. Although, my hand is beginning to itch, could mean I'm going to be called in. I almost had to go in. It would have been absolutely perfect. Nice and early at 8:30 (even though they'd had the order since 5:15) The task would've taken all of 10 minutes to do, and I've done that very task many times before. In fact, I did it twice today.
Oh well. Can't have all the luck.
I saw Resident Evil 2 yesterday. Fucken awesome! I can't decide to be Alice from the first movie or the second. It'd be easier to recognize the outfit from the first movie as opposed to the second, but (believe it or not) her character kicked more ass in the second.
Or maybe I'll be Lola from Run Lola Run. Oh gee. I'm such an undergrounder. Who (who thinks they're so cult) hasn't been Lola for halloween?
Maybe I'll be a big fucken smelly turd. What's my obsession with shit?
I secretly want to be a scatbabe. But I'm not strap-on or asian enough. I always thought scat was a german thing (a la South Park) but it seems to be more of an Asian thing. I think mostly because (i've heard ) there's little sex ed there, so the women little will to say no, because they are taught submission. Maybe I'm completely wrong. I wouldn't know. I'm not from that culture.
German porn is more about not bothering to take any of their clothes off and doing them up their asses, then moving down the line. So its pretty mainstream.
Which reminds me...I have a dvd player now, so I can buy the Osporns! I hope there's not much ass sex. Never was a fan of that, watching or participating.
*Shudder*
Though I'd offer any oriface to Vin Diesel at any time he'd so choose. The only reason I'd kick him out of bed would be to fuck him on the floor.