conversation of the weekend
Carly: Can I get my breakfast with no meat.
Adam: I'll have the special.
Waitress: Do you want to eat her meat? Since she's getting the special and does want it.
Adam: Sure. I'll eat her meat. Grrrrr
Waitress: Oh my god. I can't believe I just said that.
Me: I'll also have the special.
Adam: Cam. Do you want to eat my meat?
Adam: I'll have the special.
Waitress: Do you want to eat her meat? Since she's getting the special and does want it.
Adam: Sure. I'll eat her meat. Grrrrr
Waitress: Oh my god. I can't believe I just said that.
Me: I'll also have the special.
Adam: Cam. Do you want to eat my meat?