[Failed lock to Devit]

[tiedbyfate]

Happy birthday, Devit.

Your present is under the bed.

[OOC: Yeah, they're in Hong Kong, so staying at a hotel atm, but Shito bought Devit a Nintendo DS, since it's portable, and a couple of games, including the Rockband on Tour game and a couple of RPGs that looked interesting]

Comments

[material_guy]

Isn't that supposed to be "on the bed" and then you're supposed to be laying there with a really tacky ribbon smack dab on the tackiest part of you you can think of?

[tiedbyfate]

No!

[material_guy]

Now, now, now. Have a little sense of humor.

Speaking of presents, I got you one for this Christmas thing going on everywhere, so you should get me a present, too.

[tiedbyfate]

I'm not getting you a present. You can throw the one you got me away.

[material_guy]

Really?

It'll be a waste.

It'll rot.

Since yer a zombie that doesn't rot, you oughtta understand that it doesn't wanna rot.

[tiedbyfate]

...What is it?

[material_guy]

Somethin' you like. So you'll really be pissed if it rots.

[tiedbyfate]

I don't want it.

[material_guy]

Anyway, money's life for you so I'm not expecting anything expensive, but you should at least get me something.

[tiedbyfate]

I never asked you to get me anything, and I have no obligation to get you a gift. That's very rude to expect. I don't even celebrate Christmas!

[material_guy]

I've never heard of it before now either, but that's how it goes. You get people things so they have to get you things, and the goal's to get 'em something better than they got you so they gotta get you somethin' better the next holiday. But if you get 'em somethin' too much better, you just lose, 'cause it's over kill. It's a tricky and kinda mean game, but you get somethin' tasty out of it, so get me a neat, cheap futurey device or something from your guys's world. We don't even have computers here, so you guys must have somethin' flashy we don't got here that's still cheap there. Or a porno. Those're cheap, right?

[tiedbyfate]

That's not how it works. You get people things because you like them and want them to have something nice, and you don't expect anything in return. And I'm not getting you anything, because I don't like you!

[material_guy]

You're a kinda cold guy sometimes.

[tiedbyfate]

Yes, I am.

[material_guy]

You know, I let you guys go after busting in on me in the bathroom. I think most guys would clock a couple of snot nosed violent kids for that. All in all I'm a pretty nice guy. I even thought about what to get you. It's homemade and all that.

How's about you think about likin' me just long enough to get somethin', then go back to not likin' me until next time?

[tiedbyfate]

I already apologized for that. Why don't you stop being a jerk?