[posted publicly on the network, plus the Way will hear it over a loudspeaker]

[tidesnpc]

[a joyful, screeching voice echoes through the night]

HA HA HA HA HA!

YOU DIDN'T REALLY THINK YOU COULD STOP ME, COULD YOU? I, THE GREAT WITCH GRITA, HAVE STOLEN YOUR CHILDREN!

Ooooh, I can hear them crying right now. Boo, hoo, hoo~

[...there's a pause]

[voice is still screechy, but subdued] What do you mean you can't get us up in the

Comments

[thelandmaster]

...just how long have you been operating, exactly? You seem pretty new to this.

[tidesnpc]

How irritting --! To answer the same question twice!

I have lived three of your lifetimes, and will continue to live indefinitely!! I was causing mayhem before you even dreamed of stepping onto the stage!

[thelandmaster]

Ah, I see. Has it always been kidnapping children and announcing that you've done it to the world at large, or have you ever done anything that would require more than five minutes' worth of planning?

[tidesnpc]

My plans work just fine! You'll see! I am the most powerful witch who ever lived!

[thelandmaster]

I'll take your word for it.