[posted publicly on the network, plus the Way will hear it over a loudspeaker]

[tidesnpc]

[a joyful, screeching voice echoes through the night]

HA HA HA HA HA!

YOU DIDN'T REALLY THINK YOU COULD STOP ME, COULD YOU? I, THE GREAT WITCH GRITA, HAVE STOLEN YOUR CHILDREN!

Ooooh, I can hear them crying right now. Boo, hoo, hoo~

[...there's a pause]

[voice is still screechy, but subdued] What do you mean you can't get us up in the

Comments

[secondarcana]

...did you take a crash course or something about being a villain? Because you're not exactly the best I've seen.

[tidesnpc]

Why, I have been wreaking havoc since before you were born, boy!

[secondarcana]

You're doing a very wonderful job on it, I'm sure.

[tidesnpc]

Of course I am! I'm invincible!

[secondarcana]

Somehow, I find that very hard to believe.