[Filtered to the Amestris] [voice]
[The journal clicks on, and voices are heard in the background. Someone makes a shushing sound, and everything is silent for a couple seconds. A voice begins speaking, it's one of the painters.]
SNANG: Ahem. Crew of the Amestris, it is us, the painters. We five convened here to discuss the recent events and have come to the conclusion that magic is the cause.
THEFIN: Of course it is!
SNANG: Hush you. As I was saying before I was rudely interrupted. We are certain that one of us is the culprit. However, no one will take responsibility.
AYE: Well, it's obviously not me! I don't see why you barbarians had to drag me onto this wooden monstrosity.
URIST: "Wooden monstrosity," eh? Sounds like ta me you got a grudge against this ship.
AYE: How dare you! If I wanted to destroy this...this thing, I wouldn't fill it with monsters, that's for sure! If you ask me, we should be locking up that she-vermin over there!
KIRBIN: Me!?
THEFIN: As much as I don't want to admit it, Prissypants over there has a point. I saw the way you were staring at those pocket watches and necklaces and so on and so forth. What better distraction than to set monsters loose so you can sneak into the cabins and pilfer at your leisure?
KIRBIN: I would never-!
SNANG: And you think you're innocent, Donuzemel? You're a liar and a fraud! I wouldn't be surprised if you had some sort of other villainous agenda!
THEFIN: Hey, I come from a long line of honest, hard working-
URIST: Ah, shut it, lad. No one believes that load o' macaque dung!
THEFIN: Shouldn't we be looking at Mr. Green and Pointy Eared over there? Man, you can't get any more "obvious evil" than that.
SNANG: Deflecting blame onto me because of my appearance? You ruffian!
URIST: You might act all fancy, but if it was you...
AYE: It doesn't matter to me who did it. The important part is that it's not me. Hmph!
KIRBIN: Oh, so it doesn't matter who takes the fall? That sounds really suspicious!
AYE: I don't concern myself with the fates of lesser beings.
URIST: Whoever the culprit is, I'll whack 'em with Bessie! Several of my masterpieces are ruined 'cause of you!
KIRBIN: It wasn't me! You all believe me, don't you?
THEFIN: Wasn't me. Help a guy out here, good people of the Amestris!
SNANG: This turned out worse than I had hoped...
URIST: Then if we can't figure out, let them do it! Just tell me who to hit and I'll hit 'em!
AYE: CAN I GO NOW!?
SNANG: No.
SNANG: Ahem. Crew of the Amestris, it is us, the painters. We five convened here to discuss the recent events and have come to the conclusion that magic is the cause.
THEFIN: Of course it is!
SNANG: Hush you. As I was saying before I was rudely interrupted. We are certain that one of us is the culprit. However, no one will take responsibility.
AYE: Well, it's obviously not me! I don't see why you barbarians had to drag me onto this wooden monstrosity.
URIST: "Wooden monstrosity," eh? Sounds like ta me you got a grudge against this ship.
AYE: How dare you! If I wanted to destroy this...this thing, I wouldn't fill it with monsters, that's for sure! If you ask me, we should be locking up that she-vermin over there!
KIRBIN: Me!?
THEFIN: As much as I don't want to admit it, Prissypants over there has a point. I saw the way you were staring at those pocket watches and necklaces and so on and so forth. What better distraction than to set monsters loose so you can sneak into the cabins and pilfer at your leisure?
KIRBIN: I would never-!
SNANG: And you think you're innocent, Donuzemel? You're a liar and a fraud! I wouldn't be surprised if you had some sort of other villainous agenda!
THEFIN: Hey, I come from a long line of honest, hard working-
URIST: Ah, shut it, lad. No one believes that load o' macaque dung!
THEFIN: Shouldn't we be looking at Mr. Green and Pointy Eared over there? Man, you can't get any more "obvious evil" than that.
SNANG: Deflecting blame onto me because of my appearance? You ruffian!
URIST: You might act all fancy, but if it was you...
AYE: It doesn't matter to me who did it. The important part is that it's not me. Hmph!
KIRBIN: Oh, so it doesn't matter who takes the fall? That sounds really suspicious!
AYE: I don't concern myself with the fates of lesser beings.
URIST: Whoever the culprit is, I'll whack 'em with Bessie! Several of my masterpieces are ruined 'cause of you!
KIRBIN: It wasn't me! You all believe me, don't you?
THEFIN: Wasn't me. Help a guy out here, good people of the Amestris!
SNANG: This turned out worse than I had hoped...
URIST: Then if we can't figure out, let them do it! Just tell me who to hit and I'll hit 'em!
AYE: CAN I GO NOW!?
SNANG: No.