CLAIBORNE CLIPPINGS: 'The Weekly Travel Report'
The Weekly Travel Report
Written by Stella Burke
Listen up, fellow trail-blazers, for I've got a real heap of trouble to pass along to you. Ever since the assassinations in Kropmork, both Ivona and Vohemar have been more high-strung than a bunch of cats sneaking past the junkyard bulldogs. Many of you airship travelers might already know about the increased security along both borders. If you don't ever leave the Badlands, then great! But if you're planning on getting into either country within this decade, you got to have identification papers for both you and your ship, and you'll have to sign a document saying you won't be doing any harm to whatever place you're going to. You don't have to go to so much hassle if you're on foot, but there's no telling when the laws might change again.
Take it from me, you don't want to be going to Vohemar if you're a known resident of our fair Ivona. I've got sources across the border that have let me know just what sort of heinous crimes they're up to now. There's been reports of Ivonans pulled right out of their homes and strung up dancing on a hickory tree for no crime beyond being in the wrong place. This isn't limited to the smaller towns like you'd think; I've got good word saying it's even happening in their cities, and none of the officials give a damn. If you're smart, you'll call off your vacations to Licere and Berum for more constructive pursuits, like climbing up the Talexhia Range and shouting out your favorite showtunes to the peaks.
Until next week, ol' Stella will be sitting here keeping an eye on all the news that you travelers need to hear.
Written by Stella Burke
Listen up, fellow trail-blazers, for I've got a real heap of trouble to pass along to you. Ever since the assassinations in Kropmork, both Ivona and Vohemar have been more high-strung than a bunch of cats sneaking past the junkyard bulldogs. Many of you airship travelers might already know about the increased security along both borders. If you don't ever leave the Badlands, then great! But if you're planning on getting into either country within this decade, you got to have identification papers for both you and your ship, and you'll have to sign a document saying you won't be doing any harm to whatever place you're going to. You don't have to go to so much hassle if you're on foot, but there's no telling when the laws might change again.
Take it from me, you don't want to be going to Vohemar if you're a known resident of our fair Ivona. I've got sources across the border that have let me know just what sort of heinous crimes they're up to now. There's been reports of Ivonans pulled right out of their homes and strung up dancing on a hickory tree for no crime beyond being in the wrong place. This isn't limited to the smaller towns like you'd think; I've got good word saying it's even happening in their cities, and none of the officials give a damn. If you're smart, you'll call off your vacations to Licere and Berum for more constructive pursuits, like climbing up the Talexhia Range and shouting out your favorite showtunes to the peaks.
Until next week, ol' Stella will be sitting here keeping an eye on all the news that you travelers need to hear.