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Hello, I am Ashley.
I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and purchasing large quantities of concrete. I have been known to remodel Super Wal*Marts during my lunch hour, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees; I write award-winning operas; I manage time efficiently.
Occasionally, I tread water for four days in a row. I can control men with my intriguing and all the same godlike kazoo playing. I can pilot tricycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in less than twenty minutes. I am an expert in bartending, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Colombia.
Using only a simple garden hoe and a large glass of Vernors Gingerale, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious wombats. I play bluegrass cello; I was scouted by the Yankees; I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When bored, I often build large suspension bridges in my front yard. I also enjoy urban hang gliding.
On Wednesday afternoons, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a ketchup analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of chartreuse corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won all the weekend passes.
I am the president of one of the largest international film companies, slyFILMe
I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and purchasing large quantities of concrete. I have been known to remodel Super Wal*Marts during my lunch hour, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees; I write award-winning operas; I manage time efficiently.
Occasionally, I tread water for four days in a row. I can control men with my intriguing and all the same godlike kazoo playing. I can pilot tricycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in less than twenty minutes. I am an expert in bartending, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Colombia.
Using only a simple garden hoe and a large glass of Vernors Gingerale, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious wombats. I play bluegrass cello; I was scouted by the Yankees; I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When bored, I often build large suspension bridges in my front yard. I also enjoy urban hang gliding.
On Wednesday afternoons, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a ketchup analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of chartreuse corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won all the weekend passes.
I am the president of one of the largest international film companies, slyFILMe