Talk to me?

[tidal_waves16]

Hello everyone!

It is Sunday night, I have class at 8:30 tomorrow morning, which means I'll have to be up by 8:15, since I live literally 5 minutes from the building my class is in. Also my roommate/bff is getting in at 2am so I kind of want to stay up.

Soooo, talk to me!

I am totes open to discussing ALL OF THE THINGS, hockey related or otherwise.

Comments

[iloveyouchicago]

Umm, so your cat is adorable! Like for reals!

Ridiculous comment fic? I could so get on board with this. :D I need something to take my mind of things.

[tidal_waves16]

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE FIC ABOUT? I AM WILLING TO TALK ABOUT ALL KINDS OF THINGS. THE MORE ABSURD THE BETTER.

[iloveyouchicago]

So obviously I want to see how Jonny reacts to NHL 36 and Pat's chirps at the Blackhawks store. Because he so wouldn't let that Pat get away with that. :D

[tidal_waves16]

Ah, well, you see, Pat TOTALLY made Jonny PVR the episode, and then invited himself over so that they could watch it TOGETHER.

And Jonny kind of knew that Pat had chirped him hard-core in the episode? But when they showed the segment in the Blackhawks Team Store, Jonny was sorely unimpressed.

"Seriously?" he asks Pat, when he tells the shopkeeper to throw away the Toews shirt.

This is made all the more ironic by the fact that Pat is currently sitting right next to him, WEARING THE EXACT SHIRT HE JUST TOLD THE GUY TO THROW OUT.

[iloveyouchicago]

"What?" Pat asks innocently, grinning all cheekily. "I really do like Craw and Hoss."

[tidal_waves16]

Jonny just glares at him.

"Give me my shirt back then," he says, low, with a note just shy of dangerous in his voice.

Pat shakes his head, and crosses his arms over his chest. "Make me."

[iloveyouchicago]

Jonny frowns at Pat, reaches over and grabs the bottom of his shirt. "I'm serious, Pat. If my shirt is garbage then take it off."

Pat just rolls his eyes at Jonny and slaps his hands away. "When aren't you serious, Jonny. C'mon, can't you take a joke?"

[tidal_waves16]

Jonny scoffs at that. "I can take jokes when they're actually funny," he says, before tackling Pat back into the couch cushions.

Pat tries to push him off of him, but Jonny's bigger, and knows how to use his extra weight to his advantage. Before too long, he's gotten the shirt off of Pat, and has tossed it on to the tv, which is still playing the episode.

[iloveyouchicago]

But then Jonny doesn't move to get off Pat. Just sits on his thighs, reaching up to pin Pats arms above his head and brushing their cocks together before leaning up to lick a hot line from Pat's collarbone to his ear.

"How about now fucker? Still want to pretend that you hate me?" Jonny grins before he moves off Pat's body, leaving Pat achingly hard and desperately trying to regain control of his breathing.

[vancouverr]

wut. porn. i love this. so much.
Jonny get your ass back on that couch. what the heck.

[iloveyouchicago]

I know, right? Me trying to write this stuff? What even? :D

[vancouverr]

I highly encourage these change of events!

[iloveyouchicago]

That might have been the hardest thing to write. I don't write anything, let alone porn. hahah. We'll see where it goes. ;)

[tidal_waves16]

Jonny leaves Pat there, and heads to his bedroom, making a quick pit-stop in the kitchen first. He's sitting on his bed, flipping through the latest issue of The Hockey News and drinking from a glass of ice water when Pat walks in, looking all contrite and sheepish.

"Sorry," says Pat, in a barely audible whisper.

Jonny just fixes his eyes on him.

"Come here," he says. "And take your pants off."

Pat does what he's told, and sheds his pants and underwear before climbing up next to Jonny.

"Lie down on your front," commands Jonny. "I don't really want to see your face right now." Pat knows he's not *really* pissed off at him, but he complies nonetheless. What happens next catches him off guard.

Jonny's got one of the ice cubes from his water glass and he's running it over Pat's ass.

[iloveyouchicago]

OMG I cannot do this!

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Pat shrieks, all manly like and not like a girl no matter what Jonny says, and tries to flip over, to get away from the coldness. But Jonny just lays a forearm across his lower back, pinning him in place.

"Hold still and stop squirming," Jonny growls in that ridiculously low voice of his, right up against Pat's ear.

Pat wiggles around a bit more just to piss Jonny off, only going still when Jonny sinks his teeth into Pat's shoulder.

"FFFFUUUUCCCCKKKK, JJJJoooonnnnyyy!" Pat moans.

[tidal_waves16]

Haha, I'm sorry? You're doing great? :D

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Pat's always had a thing for Jonny biting him. It's kind of like his kryptonite. Only more sexy.

Jonny knows this, and totally uses it to his advantage. In this case, he uses it to distract Pat long enough to run the ice cube down his crack, and quickly down to his balls. Pat bucks against him so hard at that, and it makes Jon chuckle, sending vibrations through the both of them.

"Jesus, FUCK, Jon," swears Pat, gasping.

Jonny decides that he's had enough fun at Pat's expense, and lets the smaller man turn over beneath him. He wraps one hand around Pat's rock hard cock and strokes him firmly a couple of times.

That's all it takes for Pat to spill messily all over his hand. Jonny quirks an eyebrow at him, to which Pat just tells him to "fuck off."

Jonny just stored this particular apparent kink of Pat's away for future exploration.