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[tictickboom]

[Life in Mayfield goes on as usual. Which means school's back in session! Which means you poor unlucky little shits in Physics are in for a great lesson today.]

Today, I'm going to blow shit up, and you guys get to watch! Great, huh? [She snaps her fingers, and there's a nice little mini explosion on her desk. Byebye textbook.]Any questions

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[gonnamarrydaddy]

Whoa!

[Yuna raises her hand eagerly.]

[tictickboom]

[That's the reaction she likes.]

Yeah?

[gonnamarrydaddy]

Was that magic just now?

[tictickboom]

Magic? No way.

[gonnamarrydaddy]

Really? So how did you do it, then?

[tictickboom]

I'm a big bad mutant! Oh noes!

[gonnamarrydaddy]

A mutant? Really? Like in comic books?

[tictickboom]

No. Like a Superhero.

[gonnamarrydaddy]

So you go out and fight bad guys with superpowers and stuff? That's awesome!

[tictickboom]

Oh, yeah, it's totally awesome. Especially with all the creepy as ☠☠☠☠ fans I get.

[What do you mean this isn't what you should tell your teenage students?]

[gonnamarrydaddy]

I know a little bit of magic, but I can't do anything like what you just did yet. I am pretty good with guns, though!

[tictickboom]

Magic? I'd like to see that.

[gonnamarrydaddy]

Maybe when I get my wand back, I can show you a little bit.

[tictickboom]

Cool, I'll like- give you an A or something.

[gonnamarrydaddy]

Awesome! That was easy.