oo5. I couldn't believe after all these years, you didn't know me better than that.
[OOC: If you think your character and Mads are reasonably close, feel free to have them read this. This definitely includes all of her regular customers.]
[Private entry to friends, after Mads receives one of these.]
You won't believe this, loves. I've gotten myself a secret admirer. Even sent me an anonymous Valentine's cake, the sweet little thing! I binned it, of course, but I don't think I've had such a good laugh in YEARS. I've--well, I've pissed off enough people in my time, let's just say, to know a helluva lot better than to tuck in on dubious foodstuffs. Yeah, yeah, it's probably paranoia, but it wouldn't be the first time someone's tried to poison me.
Christ, how stupid do people think I am? Better keep it that way, I suppose. Hush, all of you!
Happy love day and all that shite.
[/Private]